Elizabeth Zluticky

[¥ @LAYSAINTLAURENT]

Just because someone else would be grateful for crumbs doesn’t mean you have to be.

[SH x @SH_92_x]

For anyone who’s confused, today is Saturday, 28 December.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

these weekends are starting to feel like a 30 min lunch break

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

If you’re ever venting to me and I start talking about my own situation I promise I’m just trynna show you I can relate but I hate that I do that because it seems like I’m making it about myself, when I just want you to see I understand and why I understand 🤣.

[invader zim @f8the]

25 the most sobering yr ever like u rlly realize ain’t shit funny

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

My vibe is feeling overwhelmed but also like I’m not doing enough.

[gen ⍤ @genmnz]

realizing you’re handling a situation better than the old u would have >>> 💞💓💞💓

[zae @itszaeok]

i used to say i hated avocado toast and then i found out you supposed to mash and season the avocado first... why nobody told me....

[claudia @idkcloudy]

they should make tiny food vacuums you can carry around whenever you eat a croissant , or a nature valley bar

[Alex Dobrenko @Dobrenkz]

new rule: you only have to work between the hours of ur height. I'm 5'6'', so I only work from 5-6pm

[tris 🏃‍♂️ @nottriscravello]

these gpa-looking gas prices need to go! $3.89 is summa cum laude gas. i need some academic probation gas ⛽️

[Elizabeth Zluticky @ezluticky_]

Since Halloween is coming up…here is my favorite costume I’ve done thus far😂

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

“This is a reminder that your payment is due on the 15th”

[BIG COMRADE @earringdealer1]

Me waiting to pay my student loans back to see if they gon cancel them

[Prof @amosonokevbagbe]

“Thank you for your payment”

Me:

[Casey Feigh @caseyfeigh]

My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”

[Cilla @cillahope_]

So adulting is basically cleaning the bathroom, cleaning the kitchen, and then paying bills. Then you clean the kitchen, clean the bathroom, and pay bills. Then you pay bills, clean the bathroom and clean the kitchen. Then you clean the bathroom, pay bills, & clean the kitchen