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I like to believe that I live a politically incorrect existence. I love to say, I told you so.

[A. @Ezraile]

Men, are you offended by the objectification of the #ChaiWala? Here's something you can do to avoid such harassment in the future.

[A. @Ezraile]

@haseebasif Yes

[A. @Ezraile]

Delulu is the only solulu

[Gul Bukhari @GulBukhari]

اچھا اب نادر کا میسیج پڑھ لو ، اس ممیسیجس سے تمہیں سمجھ آئے کی کہ تم کتنی بڑی کتیا ہو

End story is that you are a bitch , who has cheated on her husband all her life . The latest victim was my husband. And I was the first person to call you out.

There you go @nadinezubair

[A. @Ezraile]

@badtameez_baji @naheinyaar 900 choohay kha ke billi umrah pe chaleen

[A. @Ezraile]

Fact 5: Data Analyst from Pind thinks Saddar = Entire population of Karachi.

[A. @Ezraile]

Someone please translate the song “Bya ke Bacheke abdaale” for me. Can’t find anything on google

[A. @Ezraile]

@Shazaffatima Haha and youre a famous author. Maybe that’s the trick 😉

[A. @Ezraile]

I’ve got no fucks to give
All my fucks have run dry
Watching Pakistan play cricket
Only makes me want to cry #PAKvsSL

[A. @Ezraile]

Mera tou itna life kharab hogaya #PakvsSri

[A. @Ezraile]

Bananay walay
Bechnay walay
Bajanay walay

Sab par laanat

[Usman Ahmad @UsmanAhmad_iam]

Should probably find a new faith then to be honest.

[A. @Ezraile]

Ursula from The Little Mermaid was that movie’s only redeeming aspect. Don’t fight me on this.

[A. @Ezraile]

@SaadHLatif Maybe I have heheheh

[A. @Ezraile]

Me, trying to get my husband to do the dishes.

[A. @Ezraile]

When your waxing lady tells you it’s time to wax the “hip line”

[A. @Ezraile]

When you’ve oil in your hair and are about to take a shower, but the water tanker’s still not here.

[A. @Ezraile]

@UncleFu You want a medal? Or just attention?

[kazmi. @HaayeShabbir]

asal khushi uss din hogi jis din Sindh se PPP ki laanat khatam hogi

[A. @Ezraile]

@UnitedsFreak Im here.

[A. @Ezraile]

Listen. The only way to get my kid to try new things is by telling him that it’s Spider-Man’s favourite thing to eat. So if it ever comes up, @SpiderMan gets his mangoes from kachelo farms in Mirpurkhas, Pakistan.