Emma Scheer

Enjoys a good cephalopod fact 🏳️‍🌈

[Emma Scheer @ezremma]

it's the inconceivable sight of scott dancing with fran

[irene @eneribehave]

Every time Wallace & Gromit is on I think about baby Gromit and I want to cry

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Virginia Woolf, in a letter to Violet Dickinson

[Circe @vocalcry]

STEM majors go to school so they can get a job that pays a lot of money so they can eventually casually study the humanities

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Healthy zucchini brownies” Did you know that our lives are short & beautiful & someday they will find your bones & no one will be able to tell, from your skeleton, what sweetnesses you stole from yourself?

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

If God didn't want me to use the em dash, why did he enshrine it in nature? In the horizon line—the lightning-harrowed bough—the canyon's pink striation—the pupil of the goat

[Emma Scheer @ezremma]

Stayed up till 2am scrolling Etsy pages of whimsical lamps and feel like I now kinda get what moths are on about

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

Never will a freak be better matched than the time when Emily Brontë wrote the words: “He's more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.”

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m only packing the essentials

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

opening a flower shop called women in stem

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry your lack of whimsy and joy is not my problem

[KC Davis @KCDavisSays]

I dont know who the cartoonist is but this is the most succinct framing if this issue Ive seen.

[laina loo *:･ﾟ✧* @dreamergirl2727]

born to play stardew valley, forced to do things that aren’t playing stardew valley

[erin chack @ErinChack]

i'd be sooooo pissed if i were a bee and someone took all my hard-earned honey and put it in a container shaped like a bear. a bear is my enemy. you mock me.

[katie @katefeetie]

babies in public spaces are fine! babies are just little dudes who don't know what's going on so they sometimes they cause a ruckus. a large percentage of grown adults do know what's going on and cause a ruckus anyway, and that's much worse, because they are large

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

my editor: you need to make this part clearer

me: no I think we can trust the reader to interpret, I don't think we need to baby them

the reader:

[fran @galacticidiots]

I hope next year everyone forgets about the concept of “cringe” and decides to be corny as hell. Be as passionately heartfelt as you can about stuff you love. Where has apathy and cynicism gotten us? We’re all stressed, repressed, depressed