ez

[ez @ezsqueeezyy]

mason did laundry, went grocery shopping, and made a breakfast sandwich all before 11:45am. now he’s walking to the amc to eat his sandwich in the movie theatre. he is so hot

[ez @ezsqueeezyy]

I slept

[ez @ezsqueeezyy]

3:33 am and I want ramen so bad but I genuinely could lay my head on a pillow and pass out within 2.5 seconds. i’ll let y’all know tomorrow what I decided on

[g @34rths]

I just decided I will no longer be wasting money this summer unless you want to hangout with me this weekend

[ez @ezsqueeezyy]

@hoodrat_hav never

[ez @ezsqueeezyy]

@mariatheo90 just dumb

[ez @ezsqueeezyy]

my mom asked adam last night if IA makes music

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[27. @dimvji]

hate when i leave the house in my idgaf clothes and then i start to gaf

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

i dont know why i feel so anxious all the time. it cant be the stimulants. it cant be the not eating. it cant be the not sleeping. it cant be the stimulants. surely its not the stimulants. it cant be that i just need to eat more. surely not sleeping wouldnt cause that. it cant be

[ez @ezsqueeezyy]

definitely the next

[hav skawg @hoodrat_hav]

me and @ezsqueeezyy in our life before this one. and hopefully the next.

[hav skawg @hoodrat_hav]

me and @ezsqueeezyy in our life before this one. and hopefully the next.

[ez @ezsqueeezyy]

zach just called me mommy long legs

[ez @ezsqueeezyy]

kaley alness just said her umbilical cord is stapled to a baby book

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

[ez @ezsqueeezyy]

us walking past a lovely house and yard
hav: I wanna smoke meth in that garden

[ez @ezsqueeezyy]

my friend from the UK is visiting the states for the first time and he just cracked up at a street being named walnut

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

when something unlucky happens to your magical-thinking prone friend who is already unkind to themself and youre like fuuuck please don't internalise this