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DevOps Engineer. I am also a standup comedian. 95% of what I say is sarcastic. Born in Long Island and perfected in NJ. NY 🇵🇷 Rican my views are mine

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I can’t sleep

~ Poem: Aim Profile

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@engineering_bae Not all cases - just adding that this is also part of the problem

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@engineering_bae Ha and it doesn’t help big tech keeps letting go 5-10% of staff year to year. It sucks if you work for Google for 20 years and have some crazy big comp (base salary + bonus + rsu value).

Def golden handcuffs because the rug a be a pullin under.

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@engineering_bae @byronwoodfork I’ve done Oatly with lattes. FWIW I do iced lattes (ny thing) and oatly is pretty decent. I’ve used it for hot lattes… I like oat milk cause it’s the only milk-alt that (to me) gives that creamy taste.

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@engineering_bae Meh. Spend your $$$ how you want. I got a higher end machine - and there are pros and cons. I got a double boiler thinking I’d be making more macchiatos but I’m the only one who drinks it. I couldn’t done a smaller unit like the ranchero silvero (unsure spelling).

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@engineering_bae Hahaha I will say - milk hides a lot of bad pulls 😂😂😂🥲

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frida was a lovely woman

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Losing friends is the hardest

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@Staceballs Lmaooooo

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@LLCoolChris_ Wait wut happened?

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@engineering_bae You being concerned shows how good you and your husband will be with a pet.

I don’t want to say “don’t worry it won’t happen!” - and ignore your concerns but I also don’t want to reinforce bad concerns ….. or something. 😏 words hard

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Yes - 💯 agree

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I truly believe this to my core. Consistently work hard for what you want and you’ll surprise urself.

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@engineering_bae Brooooooooooooooooooooo

Companies get away with the shittiest things

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@engineering_bae Right?

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I met Kelsey Hightower at KubeCon

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@fykawise sorry I didn’t see your message! I got push notifications off I’m so sorry

Hope to meet up tomorrow!

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@fykawise Heyyy I’m at KubeCon too! Hope to connect with new people

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KubeCon this year gonna be fun!