Juan Martinez

Present: #HardPass | Also: the ezyville network | Past: Examiner and Kicks On Fire Editor-In-Chief

[Juan Martinez @ezyville]

@justsomedude_ Hmmm, has to be OKC. Russ is The Rock (both wear $500 shirts), Carmelo is Farooq (old and cranky), Steven Adams is The Godfather (secretly awesome), and Paul George is D Lo (overrates his importantance to the group) 😂

[Juan Martinez @ezyville]

Internet Archive and Wayback Machine is sometimes the only way I can access stuff I wrote a decade or more ago because the internet isn't actually forever. We have to save it.

https://t.co/ey0lBkg9Bz

[Juan Martinez @ezyville]

TIL "susmaryosep" is short for "Jesus Mary Joseph." Thanks @_janjerome, couldn't ask for a better last tweet if this is really it...

[Juan Martinez @ezyville]

the song for those yeezy shades felt off, now it sounds right... @brethart

[Juan Martinez @ezyville]

@jazzyrae @KiCKS0L0GY

[Juan Martinez @ezyville]

I was worried for a second that this was a farewell tweet. Hope ESPN keeps them around for as long they want to keep doing it. No show comes close.

[Michael Wilbon @RealMikeWilbon]

It’s been a trip. 🔜 9.28.21 @PTI

[Juan Martinez @ezyville]

So we’re not getting an N64 mini? That’s a relief.

[IGN @IGN]

BREAKING: N64 and SEGA classic are coming to Switch via the new Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Plan, coming late October, along with classic controllers for subscribers. #NintendoDirect

[Juan Martinez @ezyville]

Your FedEx driver doesn’t ring your doorbell because they’re so used to dropping by your palace, it’s like home.

[Jacques Slade @kustoo]

We must have the same Fed Ex driver.

[Jacques Slade @kustoo]

Had a few thoughts about Jordan Brand and Billie Eilish. For #HardPass. https://t.co/5ygvtehgvo

[Juan Martinez @ezyville]

Leaving kicks on fire in spring 2017 and missing the invite to Italy for the Air Jordan 32 launch a few months later.

[Nice Kicks @nicekicks]

what’s the biggest L you’ve taken in the sneaker game?

[Juan Martinez @ezyville]

@jeffcannata That’s not ideal, but it could be worse… https://t.co/DRi6dLU1s1

[Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi]

A look at the crowd coming into SoFi Stadium for today’s Cowboys-Chargers game.

[Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon]

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at https://t.co/JkdnTG7DCO

[Juan Martinez @ezyville]

so this is what "doing their own research" looks like

[Kevz Politics @KevzPolitics]

#BREAKING - Trinidad & Tobago Health Minister Dr. Terrence Deyalsingh responds to swollen testicle claim made by Trinidad-born entertainer @NICKIMINAJ; says there is no such reported case in Trinidad & Tobago (TTT)

[Juan Martinez @ezyville]

saddest movie deaths:
(1) g-baby
(2) optimus prime

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

20 years ago today, “Hardball” was released.

Long live G-Baby.

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

my favorite thing? free access to a online archive of newspapers going back to the 19th century. an incredible research tool.

[Better Than Ezra @betterthanezra]

We are saddened by the news of Norm Macdonald. He was a hilarious man and an absolute legend. Thankful to have been the inspiration behind one of the “Best Weekend Update Jokes of All Time,” according to the internet. Rest In Peace Norm, and may your jokes live on forever.

[Juan Martinez @ezyville]

@AirMagKnows you say that, but you know what color it is and it will eat at you if it's not the color you want like a deep secret you can never tell anybody, and no, I'm not projecting, not at all...

[Juan Martinez @ezyville]

@dismayne Congrats to you and the family!

[Juan Martinez @ezyville]

Well, this sucks. Nothing against Max, but it shouldn’t have come at the expense of HQ’s spot. Bomani, Mina, Katie, and Dan/Papi before them deserved better. Even my fellow Filipino Pablo too, but I kinda hope he becomes more of a PTI regular…

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

ESPN has announced the launch of Max Kellerman's new afternoon program, 'This Just In,' premiering Tuesday 9/14 at 2 PM.

'Highly Questionable' will be canceled, with the final episode airing on 9/10 on ESPN2.

[Tidal @TIDAL]

Take the $500K.