Andrius Ste

Work, Study, Sleep, Eat

[Andrius Ste @Ezziukas]

@zodchiii OpenAI employs approximately 4,500 people as of 2026, with plans to expand its team toward 8,000 by the end of the year... yeah eat ypur own copium Sam!

[Thereal21Arsenal @AFClocomotion]

All 3 were not given as shots on target from Saka/O’Reily by @OptaJoe @OptaJohan @OptaJose

We are truely playing the maffia #PANENG #England

[Andrius Ste @Ezziukas]

@elonmusk Damn some giant immigrants. They’re city size individuals.

[Andrius Ste @Ezziukas]

@traversymedia Who wrote this post ? Be honest ...

[Andrius Ste @Ezziukas]

@anthonyVslater The glass not unicorn

[Andrius Ste @Ezziukas]

@elonmusk Elon's ketamine dreams

[Andrius Ste @Ezziukas]

@trussliz @realDonaldTrump Why Donald not orange anymore ? Should we be concerned?

[Andrius Ste @Ezziukas]

@RoundtableSpace Recreated or copy pasted ?

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

A million seconds ago was January 29th
A billion seconds ago was 1994
A trillion seconds ago was 30,000 B.C.

The US national debt is now rising by $1 Trillion every ~180 days.

[Andrius Ste @Ezziukas]

@AlecLace Is it not how families are created in a first place?

[Andrius Ste @Ezziukas]

@TheModerateCase Next year's super bowl I expect half show in lithuanian to celebrate baltics communities of Chicago !

[Andrius Ste @Ezziukas]

@anthonyVslater Elijah Price wants to play straight after all star weekend.

[Andrius Ste @Ezziukas]

So who is getting invaded if USA not win #fifa #WorldCup2026 ??

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Andrius Ste @Ezziukas]

@elonmusk Would like to have them small and weak :) so US rules the world.

[Andrius Ste @Ezziukas]

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla @theXtakeover Ketamin dreams

[Andrius Ste @Ezziukas]

@PenkaKostadino2 @ElonClipsX AI is human creativity - artificially replicated.

[Andrius Ste @Ezziukas]

@elonmusk @grok Slop

[Andrius Ste @Ezziukas]

@heygurisingh I am very powerful too and people do not know how to use me as well.