Emily

She says she's a rebel, but she's way too sentimental

[Emily @ezzywezzy_]

I think the real throwback here is the Punnett square

[Nickelodeon @Nickelodeon]

nick characters...but make them rugrats

[Mayor Marty Walsh @marty_walsh]

In Boston, we know #WomensRightsAreHumanRights. A woman's rights over her own body should never be up for debate -- and never will be in our city.

[Emily @ezzywezzy_]

Alright seriously, how do I block TikTok ads from my Instagram, Facebook and Snapchat because they. haunt. my. dreams.

[sockgirl @holepics]

can’t stop watching https://t.co/yC9RWMBV7g

[Emily @ezzywezzy_]

Let’s gooooooo! Only 5 more sleeps until we get to watch the Patriots in the Super Bowl! Not that I sleep anyway... I can’t count either....

#WereStillHere #patriots #superbowl

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

i can’t stop watching this

[Emily @ezzywezzy_]

It’s the girls at the gym who run, squat and lift WITH THEIR HAIR DOWN that scare me. Like I am not worthy to be in your presence with my ugly ponytail.

[Emily @ezzywezzy_]

Any recent grad also surprised with how much alcohol they are being offered at their jobs during the work day, or just me?

[Emily @ezzywezzy_]

I used to see this guy everyday on my way to my internship. Hes out there at 7 IN THE MORNING.

[Emily @ezzywezzy_]

Sitting in urgent care with Jarett when the doctor came in to check out his foot.

Doc: Ew you got two ugly ankles! But yup you’re right, one is uglier than the other...

😂😂💀

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Every work email I send:

Hey!
Sorry to bug you!
Was just wondering
(If it’s not too much trouble)
Would it be possible to do thing you said you’d do?
Totally fine if not!
Prob my fault anyway I’m an idiot :)
Sorry to bother you!
Sorry I exist!
So sorry!
Just let me know!
Emily

[Emily @ezzywezzy_]

What a joke. I hit 2,000 on this past wedding

[Nickelodeon @Nickelodeon]

The spookiest thing on this list is

[Emily @ezzywezzy_]

Does the https://t.co/kRMTOIxA41 ads on Facebook creep anyone else out-or just me?

[Emily @ezzywezzy_]

I keep saving new songs I hear on Spotify because they sound good in my new @Bose headphones, then I delete them when they come on in my car 😅

[Emily @ezzywezzy_]

I just wanna thank the traffic gods, for letting me drive to the cape from Boston on the Friday before Memorial Day weekend right after work at 6, without touching my brakes. God bless.

[Emily @ezzywezzy_]

I have never retweeted an ad before, but this deserves it! 🤩😍 https://t.co/0e4eUW6p9F

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Finally, the reboot we’ve all been waiting for

[Emily @ezzywezzy_]

I was waiting in line at target today buying a wooden bar stool for the studio and the dude behind me goes “All right! A stand up comedian! Taking your show on the road?” 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Emily @ezzywezzy_]

You’ve either watched every episode of impractical jokers, or you’ve never seen the show before. I don’t believe in an in between