Gordon Kelly (parody)

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[IrishRestaurantAward @restawards]

The award for #Wicklow Local Food Hero is Quincey Fennelly of Wicklow Wolf @WWolfBrewery @FlogasIreland #FoodOscars

[Gordon Kelly (parody) @f1noddy]

@EamonRyan Except your policies are having a negative effect on myself and my family. #bik

[Wicklow Wolf Brewery | B Corp™ @WWolfBrewery]

We are hiring!

We have an exciting opportunity to join the Wicklow Wolf pack. Due to the continued growth of our business, we are looking to add a Brewer to the Wicklow Wolf Pack.

Follow the link below to find out more

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[Gordon Kelly (parody) @f1noddy]

Stop Irish Motorsport collapse due to insurance - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/F2Bm9vdG7I via @Change

[Gordon Kelly (parody) @f1noddy]

@rtenews Also that extra 300 will no longer go back into the exchequer as I can't spend it, first thing would probably hospitality missing out, its also the price of a gas or electricity bill a month

[David Bohan @david_bohan]

@EamonRyan New BIK came into play today and I am down an additional €350 per month on top of what I was paying, for a car I will never own. The only way to get it down is to drive more miles …oh yeah green all way for sure. I have no choice but to hand the car back #bikireland

[Gordon Kelly (parody) @f1noddy]

@jokekoky @david_bohan @EamonRyan No point getting an EV for work now!

[Gordon Kelly (parody) @f1noddy]

Thanks to @EamonRyan I am now down almost another €300 per month for a tool that I need for work. Doesn't make the planet greener just me poorer #bikireland

[Gordon Kelly (parody) @f1noddy]

@elonmusk That's me!

[Gordon Kelly (parody) @f1noddy]

From someone with very little followers and rarely tweets, I think @Twitter's got a lot better craic since @elonmusk's takeover 🍀😀☘️

[Gordon Kelly (parody) @f1noddy]

🇮🇪☘🇮🇪☘🇮🇪☘🇮🇪☘🇮🇪☘

Learn how to speak Irish!
Say these words aloud
Whale 🐳.
Oil. 🛢
Beef. 🐄
Hooked. 🪝

That's it, your first Irish sentence
#paddynotpatty #Ireland #PaddysDay

[Gordon Kelly (parody) @f1noddy]

@ladbible 3.1415

[Gordon Kelly (parody) @f1noddy]

@gloverstweets Did you bring the canoe?

[Gordon Kelly (parody) @f1noddy]

@ladbible Castrol 2 stroke 💨🌬

[Gordon Kelly (parody) @f1noddy]

@ladbible A tamatoe is not a vegetable!

[Gordon Kelly (parody) @f1noddy]

@GrainneoKeefe @Danni_Barry https://t.co/qoCKr9tD1P

[Wicklow Wolf Brewery | B Corp™ @WWolfBrewery]

To celebrate the first full moon of 2022 - known as The Wolf Moon this coming Monday, 17th January, we're giving away three hampers with Moonlight our Non-Alcoholic Hoppy Ale.

[Gordon Kelly (parody) @f1noddy]

@jokekoky @grescoe @28simonski Not enough ponies on that one for me...

[Gordon Kelly (parody) @f1noddy]

@joeliveline Its only one ' away from 7'

[Gordon Kelly (parody) @f1noddy]

@ladbible Cheese and onion @MrTaytoIreland and @CadburyIreland dairy milk