m (please do not refer to me)

Things that can't be said can be tweeted.

[m (please do not refer to me) @f1rediam0nd]

My dad brought me over a bunch of random things from the basement pantry and one was a can of @SpaghettiOs that expired in October 2021. Guess what’s for lunch today 🥰

[m (please do not refer to me) @f1rediam0nd]

@PiaGlenn no lie i totally saw a sick ass pastry

[m (please do not refer to me) @f1rediam0nd]

@itsdustindom SPF, baby!! saves from years of aging

[m (please do not refer to me) @f1rediam0nd]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I used to send texts from my flip phone with a keyboard to 40404 to my timeline that was all college and online friends

[m (please do not refer to me) @f1rediam0nd]

I don’t know if it’s the gummy or just the fact that everyone in this casino looks like someone I went to high school with, but I swear I just saw like 10 guys I went to grade school with at the table games.

[m (please do not refer to me) @f1rediam0nd]

The early 2000s throwbacks during this halftime show!

[m (please do not refer to me) @f1rediam0nd]

Finally started on the Mandalorian and now I understand the baby Yoda hype

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

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not wordle, just some fried rice ☺️

[m (please do not refer to me) @f1rediam0nd]

One of the most admirable and attractive traits I’ve witnessed in men is restraint.

[m (please do not refer to me) @f1rediam0nd]

@theend2080 -________-

[m (please do not refer to me) @f1rediam0nd]

someone needs to take the child upstairs on a walk to get his energy out

[m (please do not refer to me) @f1rediam0nd]

I don’t know why I am watching The Bachelor but it’s definitely not because of Clayton.

[m (please do not refer to me) @f1rediam0nd]

The bachelor 1:1 crashed an asian family bbq on their date. Who is writing this script?

[m (please do not refer to me) @f1rediam0nd]

@abbicados 🥲

[m (please do not refer to me) @f1rediam0nd]

@Ralpheezy89 @abbicados They baited me into refilling my card twice for the star bonuses 😭 I haven’t even been to a starby in months lol

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

i feel insane that everyone (including me) is trying to further their careers while a virus that has unknown long term effects rages on wtf are we even doing

[[email protected] on Mastodon @ChanceyFleet]

As we gear up for Season 3 of COVID19, no at-home test kit is nonvisually accessible. Blind folks who aren't tech-savvy enough to use a visual interpreter app or Facetime a friend have to disclose test results to, and potentially expose, a sighted person.

[m (please do not refer to me) @f1rediam0nd]

what do you call a former friend who once groped and thrusted their body against yours and laughed in your face when you screamed No to them for the nth time?