Mak

⭐️greater north american film bro⭐️
⭐️frat daddy⭐️
⭐️famous crab fisherman ⭐️
⭐️slut ⭐️
they/them

[Mak @f1shf00d]

a lot of people ask me "kenzie, how are you so hot and also sexy? also do you think the moon landing was fake?" And really it's simple. I cry out all of my toxins and I never let myself think any thoughts. also yes

[Mak @f1shf00d]

gave myself rat tails

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

had a straight dude come to my house and he was SO impressed by the simplest things. my family's catacombs and wine cellars, the cask of amontillado, the chains i used to restrain him, the bricks i used to seal him up in my catacombs,

[yassified arafat @sweatyhabibti]

ok tommy wiseau

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

but babe you love being gaslit

[pratham @prath4m]

if my wife stabbed me id thrust myself deeper into the blade just to be a few inches closer to her but thats just me idk

[Mak @f1shf00d]

There's going to be a LOT MORE BIG TIME RUSH IN 2025

[Mak @f1shf00d]

There's going to be a LOT MORE BIG TIME RUSH IN 2024

[Mak @f1shf00d]

@r4diumjaw do I look like a Gilbert

[Mak @f1shf00d]

thinking of new names and Jacob told me I look like a Gilbert

[Mak @f1shf00d]

do you ever feel like a fish mcbite

[Mak @f1shf00d]

me and the girls (my girlfriend and my roommate) are having vodka cranberries and watching jennifer's body

[Mak @f1shf00d]

"getting tarred and feathered sounds horrible.......dude I'd be so pissed"

[Mak @f1shf00d]

heaven gained another angel today (my new eyebrow piercing rejected)

[Mak @f1shf00d]

i love my girlfriend so much that sometimes it genuinely makes me feel like im going to throw up

[expert youtube viewer @rinnyposting]

Just got tarred and feathered.......again

[໊ @user0000O0]

“we want grandkids” well best i can do is not getting sent to the psych ward

[Mak @f1shf00d]

someone broke into my car and the only thing they took was my dan and phil galaxy pencil pouch from 2015. I'm devastated

[Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1]

I would have thought it's falling over in an ice skating rink, and someone skating over your outstretched fingers cutting them all clean off.

[Mak @f1shf00d]

got a car seat headrest tattoo