Simon

[Simon @F1simon]

@IanSZNian Steve Perryman

[Simon @F1simon]

@HillF1
Hi Damon. How can I DM you? I have a piece of memorabilia from the 1994 Japanese GP you may be interested in.

[Simon @F1simon]

@Alphafox78 She should change it one day to ‘Matt, I want a divorce’! I guarantee Matt would stop then 😂

[Simon @F1simon]

@elonmusk Loving the T shirt

[Simon @F1simon]

Dear @O2 Thanks ever so much for all the emails telling me I’m helping with this and that across the world. I’ve a good idea though, how about you help me and get me a working signal so I can use my phone at work?? 🤬

[Simon @F1simon]

@aitchrobertson All these phone companies reaching out all of a sudden. ‘DM us please’ etc
All we want is a service that works. You know, in the old days we used to call it value for money. You’re happy to fleece us, how about you lot sorting the infrastructure out for starters? 😤

[Simon @F1simon]

@trouteyes Piss 😂

[Simon @F1simon]

Dear ‘whoever’s fucking with the weather’….please stop now, enough is enough #itsjunenotmarch

[Simon @F1simon]

So @virginmedia , care to explain how for 2 consecutive days now I’ve been expecting a call back to sort out fault with landline, and NOBODY calls!!?
It’s bad enough I can’t speak to someone locally without being ignored from overseas as well. Fuming 😤

[Simon @F1simon]

@sjcornish @ljsurrage Gotta watch this. Shocking!

[Auto Shenanigans @JonShenanigans]

Hey @JeremyClarkson isn't it West Oxfordshire Council who make your life difficult...? Here's what they get up to when they're not issuing you with an enforcement notice. https://t.co/sEnI8EfmFZ #wastemen #councils #taxpayersmoney

[Simon @F1simon]

@GigaBasedDad Disney 😂

[Simon @F1simon]

@JamiroquaiHQ @sjcornish

[Simon @F1simon]

@ljsurrage @Tesco Again???

[Simon @F1simon]

@ljsurrage @sjcornish There’s a longer version!!! 😂😂😂

[Tadhg Fleming @tadhgfleming_]

Here is the longer & original version of me shoving my fadder into a balloon 🤣💚☘️

[Simon @F1simon]

@sjcornish @ljsurrage 😂😂

[Simon @F1simon]

@_skywalkerRob @karenfthompson In the TV series he was David Banner for some odd reason 🤔

[Simon @F1simon]

@ljsurrage 😂 Give it a try

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

The original UK version of THE OFFICE is a completely different animal from the US sitcom.

This version is darker, meaner, more depressing, and more about the realism than getting laughs. You may hate it but, at least give it a try!

[Simon @F1simon]

@F1 @IFEMA I remember when @F1 was a proper racing series, raced on proper racing tracks. Too much of this nonsense now!

[Simon @F1simon]

@F1 @IFEMA NO MORE FU*KING STREET CIRCUITS!!! 😤