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Machine learning and data scientist.
Also likes: bikes, bands, beer, books.

[🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴 🅼🅸🅻🅻🅴🆁 @F1uff]

Goodhart's Law: "When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure"

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@finepeyju Has worked pretty consistently (the odd minor glitch) for me for years. As of today, 5 hours now without access. Website just times out, so does contact page. Tried multiple machines. Android version won't sync. https://t.co/GUgSgI0fia says "everything is fine" 🤦‍♀️

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@trello Timeout on attempting access to Trello boards this morning, on phone, desktop and compnany laptop. 4 hours now.
Tried https://t.co/VR5ZGlVyP4 but that's timing out also. All other sites/systems working fine on workstation, laptop, Android

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Timeout error accessing Trello via home PC, company laptop. Android unable to sync. On https://t.co/2siNYdvyVh "Report a problem link" just times out. All other services on phone, PC, laptop working fine. https://t.co/UaikGhbCAo

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@TrelloStatus Unable to access Trello boards for last 3 hours. Tried submitting a report from https://t.co/GUgSgI0fia but that seems to be failing aswell. Problems on home PC, laptops for 2 different companies, and also syncs aren't completing on Android.

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@tekkie It appears so. Website is 503

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@RishiSunak Surely you've had 14 years to stop the Labour supermajority?

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@TheRealSoilCo Surely this can't be right?? Your "superlawn" has consistency of a wet mortar mix. No way this can be used with a rake. Need a bricklayers trowel. 😞

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@Vanguard_UK How much longer is it going to take to fix this login please? 3 days and still no access. Not a good look!

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@TPLx_ @PowerHasheur @GaryGensler Nope. That's the SEC's role. His role is to *chair* the SEC, so personal views should be very much kept to one side.

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@GaryGensler Curious post from an official representative who I would expect to confine their actions here to within the body they represent. Certainly unclear here whether these are personal views or SEC consensus. Feels like an attempt to (mis?)use SEC role to influence investors??

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Walked down my drive today to find that pole engineers have threaded 3 new carrier lines through the branches of my Oak Tree. @WeAreOpenreach ... Shouldn't your engineers/subcontractors understand that this is a bad idea?

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@jimmy_wales As a tech business that relies on donations, setting yourself out as anti-crypto is probably not a smart move wrt attracting tech-minded donors??

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@MikeBennerKGW @Icelandair Same problem here. 10 days since I got home. My bag is not even lost. Icelandair know where it is (15 miles from my house). They just haven't delivered it. Massively disappointing.

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@UniofNewcastle Dreadful. If University were aware of/agreed to this, they really should be having a think now about their role. This woman completely upstaged on what should have been a recognition of a major personal life achievement her. Also put in a position where v hard to say "No".

[Manchester City @ManCity]

We just won the Treble.

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@elonmusk @Alanis. You could write a song about this.

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https://t.co/yNExkblkKX

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This is disgusting

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Strap in, we’re going on a ride from Westminster to the Isle of Man. This is the story of Michelle Mone and that £29m.

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@FreeSpiritPub @MrtxFck @elonmusk @GitRDoneLarry @dagenmcdowell @KellyannePolls @marklevinshow @RealJamesWoods Imagine the new boss of a company where exactly that happens already, insinuating to all staff and the world at large that it doesn't.

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@PRSuperstarUK @davidareader @PickardJE Classic example of survivorship bias.