JeremyGraham

functional drunk, go bears go sox, get your great lakes real estate before the world burns

[JeremyGraham @f4nt0m4s]

I'm assembling a team

[missy @messycarroll]

WHITE SOX WIN! JAKE RODGERS IM SO SORRY FOR THE WORDS I SAID ABOUT YOU! YOU ARE VERY CLUTCH! I WILL NEVER DOUBT JAKE RODGERS!

ROLL MY CLIP!

[MLMdad420 @comrade__e]

Someone with this profile pic just liked my post

[tom @27_beers]

@JustPlainPat Thinking 30x30 as some abnormal size is the craziest fat cope I’ve seen in a minute

[ralph 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRocketRalph]

gen z is trying to cancel pissing in your friend’s mouth because they’re thirsty

[jules 🏴‍☠️🇵🇸antifa bus driver 💀🚍 @punishedjules]

Too many fat cops on crumbling US infrastructure. America’s metaphor

[🍄 shroom socialist @shroomsocialist]

Cum Town - Jerry Seinfeld UNLEASHED

[Kittenfish💖 @Kittenfish817]

Nancy Mace got those tattoos so we’d forget about her husband’s giant gazongas and it’s not working on me, at least.

[Jeanie @buttforager]

White black Asian Mexican Filipino it doesn’t matter. We ALL eat poop.

[Radical Living @RadicalFalk]

Foreigners aren't ready for German beer culture.

[The tom @tomortwo]

Found it

[Lalala89 @lalalam89]

a woman named "Chanty Beluga" orders a coffee

[Zach Schiffman @schlife]

Oh my fucking god

[Roddert White @KingCheddar69]

Someone put that lettuce poop virus in the 7 hazy ipas I drank last night

[silly lily @sillylilylmaoo]

stumbled upon the greatest instagram account

[🏳️‍🌈 Harusrl 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔜 NAWCQ @Harusrl]

he has made another batch too

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

One of the symptoms of ADHD that doesn’t get talked about enough is how making eye contact with other people is difficult because every time you do it you’re seized by a powerful vision of precisely how that person will die.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

This is something Eve Barlow would tweet followed by "the jews are tired y'all"

[the ibiza squeezer @poisonjr]

Cis people saying “twinks,” “tops,” “bottoms,” and now “male to male transsexuals” to refer EXCLUSIVELY to cishet men of status