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I have my funny username back thank u universe

I love french onion soup thank u universe

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

I’ve been feeling so fucking sad lately but at least I still have my sense of humor right

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

@Gwhip333 Sorry this is cracking me up

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

@Gwhip333 I need an adult

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

@Gwhip333 Is everything ok at home?

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

THIS IS NOT JIST OUR ROOKIES LOL

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

M is for Mets.

The Mets are having their rookies wear @sesamestreet-themed costumes on their flight to Texas 😭

(via @Mets)

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

I am simply so confused by the costumes and who is who please

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

What the fuck is happening right now

[New York Mets @Mets]

Can you tell us how to get to Sesame Street? 😂

Thanks to @sesamestreet for sending the costumes!

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

@Gwhip333 Me too that’s why I’m always posting dumb pics in your replies and quotes. I love being annoying

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

@heyitzarcher Brosquito you’re literally snatched knock it off

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

Man I hope Jared Young is okay

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

@Gwhip333 Alright brotha

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

Just called out my coworker for “filling me in” that my other coworker is going to be doing her job like get the fuck out of my face right fucking now

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

Me every three months 😔✊🏻

[🧟‍♂️ @Gwhip333]

my fitness journey starts tomorrow

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

@Gwhip333 This slays so hard (Danny phantom was my first crush😭)

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

@Gwhip333 Feel better soon, B! Don’t rush yourself though, we will still be here when you get back! Get some rest ¨̮

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

@Gwhip333 Very handsome indeed

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

@Gwhip333 Like… dry cereal with a spoon or just out of the box? Or is he using an alternative liquid? Please help

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

@Gwhip333 Oh so you’re telling me I need a switch 2 cause I LOVED Zelda on the Wii 😭

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

I love being annoying in awsten knights instagram dms like why do I reply to so many of his stories like he knows me😭

[goose @f4rted2h4rd]

@Gwhip333 Do it I’ll actually use YouTube again if you do