Big ol’ Albert

Yo I’m just a big mans who likes, retweets and makes memes. I do some art and other junk on the side but it’ll probably never be put on here.

[BDE Game @BDEgameowners]

If they wanted to attract players for real 👀

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

Be American trying to work:
- apply for 1500 jobs
- get 2 callbacks
- 1 callback turns into interview
- 5 rounds of interviews for job
- aced them
- finally get job, it pays 28.50/hr
- working 3 week long “probation” period
- ask boss (woman) why she uses a phrase all the time
- ��why go back when we can go forward?”
- boss: >:(
- fired after “probation” period

[Big ol’ Albert @F4t4lb3rt]

@Omeok911 GET HIM! GET THAT DUMBASS!

[Alphare @Alphare07]

@ArbeePoo Living among us you say?

[𝙲𝚘𝚠 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛 @CowGirlKisser]

"So you broke your back trying to lift a 750lb 9ft tall monster woman."
"Yes."
"Why?"
"I wanted her to feel pretty."

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

Most brutal headline ever 😭

[Big ol’ Albert @F4t4lb3rt]

@ReviewsPossum @Fenrirtheicewo1 Follow the money. You’ll get an answer you probably won’t like.

[klenn @dojikkoe]

if i ever get kidnapped im just gonna talk shit on chinese female otome fans and then they’ll find my location within 5 seconds

[Your Pal Matt @YourPalMatt316]

“Go to hell” is boring. “I hope your favorite franchise gets a Netflix adaptation” is terrifying. It’s possible. It’s happening to people.

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Northernlion was absolutely correct with this take

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

counter strike is a beautiful game because it's basically a mixture of chess and gambling. however, low-level play is indistinguishable from a dream where you are punching someone and your fists turn to marshmallows

[Saffron Olive @Safffron0live]

If I could buy collector boxes at MSRP I'd be 100% fine with the LGS slashing the wrapper first.

[Fluff080 @fluff080]

All I ever see of this mf is him pulling the most bullshit thing possible out of his ass and it just working

[Big ol’ Albert @F4t4lb3rt]

@belet_seri

[Big ol’ Albert @F4t4lb3rt]

@froggy_dl “Champion”

[Johann @LookAtMyMeat1]

There's a reason other companies are trying so desperately to have Steam labeled as a monopoly

[Big ol’ Albert @F4t4lb3rt]

@BDEgameowners Pauper should be primary entry vector. But then they’ll powercreep that.

You’re basically just choosing which format WOTC will bloat and which you can actually enjoy at some point.

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

In every single country that passed age verification laws:

1) databases got leaked
2) innocent websites got censored
3) governments became more censorship heavy
4) protests became more criminalized
5) information got harder to find

[dante ♡ ebony ⚢ ia/hiatus @hisjackpot]

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