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@davemeltzerWON Dave, can we focus more on not having a catastrophic blunder in this week’s Observer? Thnx,
—The Staff

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Plus, to top it all off, he’s an Observer subscriber so he knows his stuff.

[Dave Meltzer @davemeltzerWON]

Maybe you need to study his history. He's helped run an NFL team, a soccer team, an talent management company and owned and ran a sports analystics company with NFL teams and more than half of MLB teams as clients.

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Busy with my girlfriend so I’m behind on a lot of stuff. Pretty sure nothing serious is going on in wrestling news this weekend anyway. Happy new year. Can’t wait for Volodor vs Andrade or whatever

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@davemeltzerWON Where did they run shows in Watsonville, Dave? Was it the County Fairgrounds or another venue?

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If you have a problem with DJ_Convoy’s moderation tactics on the Board~! or Twitch, DM me here so I can block you.

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Things are changing greatly to a great degree. Great big things, great big changes. Let’s just say things are known and CM Punk and changes. Stay updated: $13.99/mo.

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Check out Granny’s latest column in Sports Illustrated

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Just in case CM Punk shows up tomorrow night, while we’ve heard he’s probably not showing up it’s still possible he might show up and that it’s a well-kept secret. Subscribe for only $13.99 today.

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Now Available: Watch Dave Meltzer pet a dog

https://t.co/uwyBKpzHfu

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Jim Ross back on commentary in AEW until he falls on his eye again a few months from now

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Jim Ross returns to commentary booth on AEW Collision https://t.co/zVuaVyMzp6

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Remember when Granny wrote Bryan’s memoires?

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Flabbergasted by the Raw ratings this week. No discernible reason for them to be that high. Sucks. Read more: https://t.co/o3hRnlNeMf

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According to one top guy in Wagner CM Punk’s return to AEW is behind tonight’s insurrection in Russia. “It put us all in a downright grumpy mood, so tanks will roll!”

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Fax Dave your displeasure over CM Punk. Get your grievances printed in the next Observer!

[Les Moore @prowrestling]

Help Wanted:

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Wish Bryan Alvarez a happy birthday today for just $2.99!

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Mercedes Mone not showing up tonight is a definite sign that she is buying WWE.

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Now WWE is continuing to not respond to last night’s Twitter rumors and speculation!

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Now that Dave Meltzer’s office has been cleaned, we’re looking for volunteers to help tidy up his shed

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REPORT: Ace Steel was released from AEW and according to Dave Meltzer “There’s a lot of other stuff going on."