The year is 2006… it’s summer, and you just made a hot pocket. You bring it outside on a plate, and forget how slippery those bastards are. She slips off the plate, and falls upside down on the deck. (Don’t worry, I still ate it)
Thinking about the time that I threw a goth/emo housewarming party, and told people to look out for the black balloons in front of our house…. But it was night time so they couldn’t see it. 😂