tara marguerite 🤠

wide-eyed, brilliant, and slightly irritating #blacklivesmatter

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

I know my worth.
•six (6) goats
•ten (10) chickens
•two (2) cows
•one (1) horse

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

just wondering: do we as an American population need to officially declare war against our government for things like the Geneva convention to apply?

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

don’t think I’ve seen anyone mention the killdozer in the new avatar movie but like. we got a killdozer on pandora

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

grilled cheese. yellow american. white bread. lot of butter. maybe some tomato soup.

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

thinking about bon fresco’s london broil again

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

came out of the bathroom with this on and the flight attendants asked me for the brand (Loops) (feat. tri delt)

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

some face masks I’ve tried in the past few months (feat. Caleb)

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

Every time I hear “I forgot that you existed” off the Lover album I think of iCarly. iForgot That You Existed: Carly is launched into a multi-universal scheme in which Nevel is meticulously scrubbing her memory from every corner of every world

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

Oh wait no now I get it 🤪🤪 silly me!!!! We don’t care about international warfare breaking the Geneva convention in order to achieve genocide either!!!!!!!!!!

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

Definitely stated this before but still confused as to how tear gas is against the Geneva Convention and illegal for use in warfare but it’s, like, totally fine for unarmed peaceful protestors.

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

Crowdfunding for a $500 Hermés saddle pad in signature orange

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

Update I have eaten three this week alone

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

Bon Fresco’s London Broil is all I care about right now

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

Wait a minute. The warrior nun married captain america?

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

I gotta be honest guys, I keep mixing up hotd (house of the dragon) with httyd (how to train your dragon) and it’s making some tweets really weird

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

dear god they’re playing fluorescent adolescent at the edinburgh airport

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

Didn’t we get an entire season of community explaining this exact scenario as a caricature of how a person may be coerced to surrender everything, including their identity, by corporate greed and how said corps already don’t think of us (their customers) as humans so who cares?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Subway is offering free sandwiches for life to someone who is willing to legally change their first name to ‘Subway.’

The contest will choose a random winner, who will then be given $750 to go through with the name change and cover legal fees.

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

What happened to those pizza cutter eyeliners

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

Bon Fresco’s London Broil is all I care about right now

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

When you go to the beach alone as a young woman :))))))))))))))))))))

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

something something not with a bang but a whimper something

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

BREAKING 🚨: An iceberg the size of London has broken off the Antarctic ice shelf

[tara marguerite 🤠 @fIotsam]

we joked about the super thin brows coming back after so many years of expressive eyebrows and instead we just said NO eyebrows. just bleach ‘em away. waiting for the trend where we start drawing them back on in exaggerated harlequin style, à la 20’s clara bow

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

Morocco, 732 Morocco, 2022
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