Shower Thoughts

Funny, weird, interesting and mind blowing thoughts. Generally taken from r/showerthoughts.

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Usually when I get naked in the bathroom.
The shower gets turned on.

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1984 might have been written as a guide for sheepherders

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Noxzema = no eczema

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A 3 dimensional objects casts a 2 dimensional shadow; the shadow of a shadow's shadow casts a 0 dimensional dot.

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Most dangerous breed of dog

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You can't be wishing for major tragedies to not exist, because it eventually led to you being born.

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Because of ChatGPT we will never be able to be sure that any text work is actually written by the author

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Wet or just holding water.

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Eventually technology will advanced so online shopping can be done as your watching television

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It's convenient and pleasant that the most beautiful natural areas around the globe are also some of the most useless industrially

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The most indestructible thing in the MCU is Star Lord's music player

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A fire safety sprinkler system, a hose and a butthole all have the same opening mechanism

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Females are statistically more likely to give birth to boys, than males are to give birth to girls.

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Once we will discover a cute for aging, sterilisation will be mandatory for the participants. Childfree will have another meaning.

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Anything liquid that isn’t water tends to be at least somewhat sticky when it dries.

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Bells are ancient airtags for cows

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The Walking Dead is technically an urban isekai.

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Hiccups can be eradicated by your mind if you focus enough…

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Maybe all muscles can taste but we only know the toungue does because is the only muscle that is exposed.

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You can never unmeet someone so you can't ever not know them. Every person you've met, you'll know forever.

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Mister Rodgers didn’t have a bedroom to sleep in, had multiple jobs to pay for his two room house, and 30 minutes a day hallucinated about a kingdom of puppets.