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part time absurdist full time hater

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i think twitter is a great platform for people to spill their heart and thoughts out instead of bottling up or bragging about them in like 50 instagram stories — but eventually abusing this sense of transparency might lead to an immense amount of remorse in the future.

[323 @Ggod323]

nicotine

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Do Green SM recruiters just use the “Accept All” button when hiring their drivers or whassup

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

Me and Timothee Chalamet got the same amount of Oscars

[jilli @iijiillii]

"di luar hujan ya?"
ITU SUARA LAPTOP GUA 😭

[nice young man @dylmichaelc]

does anyone know how long i have to keep going

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THE KIDS DON’T NEED AI GENERATED OVERSTIM SLOP THEY JUST NEED BARNEY RE-RUNS

[a @a8065287968522]

before speaking to me you should remember i can kill myself whenever i want

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we need more broke italians migrating to indonesia i’m fucking tired of having to pay 50k for a decent slice of paper plate pizza

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MARTY SUPREME PLEASE @CGV_ID @cinema21

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

This letterboxd wrapped is gonna look so f*cking cool on my instagram stories tomorrow. The people I knew from high school that I don’t talk to anymore are going to be so impressed

[awlivv @awlivv69]

rt if you fucking hate AI

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

celebrating new years with a bang !!

[clarissa 🐡 @mrworldwidest]

does santa offer assisted suicide

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i lowkey kinda wish marty supreme does poorly in indo so they don’t gentrify ping pong

[Juve Garis Tabah @juvegaristabah]

Presiden megalomaniak. 12 hari kami mati lampu, gak ada jaringan internet, hidup dalam ketidakpedulian negara. Di kampung saya bahkan bantuan medis Malaysia datang jauh lebih cepat dari paket sembako berisi mi instan yang dikirimkan oleh negara ini.

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they should cast him in a 2001 space odyssey remake he walk like a fucking monolith

[RT @RT_com]

Russian delegation greets Indonesian president on arrival

Prabowo Subianto is expected to meet with Vladimir Putin later today

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waking up today feels like living in new york on september 12th

[Firgiawan @seterahdeh]

4 kata yang harus rajin diucapkan:

-maaf
-tolong
-terima kasih
-pemerintah goblok

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Not even holocaust deniers are as delusional as IQOS when it advertised itself as “smell free”