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[Mallam Abdulsalam Ahmad @Abdul_Ahmad_]

Praise be to Allah! At a university in Germany, they conducted a test on cows to determine the amount of pain the cows feel during slaughter, according to Islamic method through a process called EEG.

They were monitoring the cow's brain electrical activity chart, and through it, they could tell whether the cow felt pain or not, and what the extent of the pain was?

Surprisingly, they took the cow and slaughtered it for the test....

In the first 3 seconds, no change occurred in the brain electrical activity, and this is evidence that it did not feel any pain.

In the next 3 seconds, the cow lost consciousness and fell completely asleep due to severe blood flow from the slaughter and the absence of the largest amount of blood from the brain.

After 6 seconds, the EEG stopped the brain electrical activity, meaning that the cow died without any pain.

Praise be to Allah, for the religion that shows mercy to animals even during slaughter.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

💛❤️🏆 OFFICIAL: Galatasaray win their 26th Turkish League title! ⚡️🇹🇷

[HarmonyHaven @HarmonyHaven_1]

Lower back pain? The cure was given to us 1400 years ago.

—Thread 🧵

[Tekee @Tekeee]

Age 26 to 32 is real deep and heavy.

[MEDICAL PULSE 🩺 @TMedicalpost]

Why do doctor symbols have snakes 🐍 in them? Do you know?

[Rosita Díaz @RositaDaz48]

A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S. and couldn't find a job at a hospital. So he opened a small clinic and put up a bold sign that read:

“Cure for $20 — If you’re not cured, get $100 back!”

One day, a clever American lawyer saw the sign. “This looks like a scam,” he thought, “but maybe I can make a quick $100!” He walked in, feeling confident.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my sense of taste.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops in his mouth.”

Lawyer: “Ugh! That’s kerosene!”

Doctor: “Perfect! Your taste is back. That’ll be $20.”

A few days later, the lawyer came back.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops.”

Lawyer: “Wait! That’s kerosene again!”

Doctor: “Wonderful! Your memory is restored. That’s $20.”

Still determined, the lawyer tried one last time.

Lawyer: “Doctor, my eyesight is failing. I can’t see a thing!”

Doctor: “Ah, sorry — no cure for that. Here’s your $100.”

The doctor handed him… $20.

Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait a minute — this is only $20!”

Doctor: “Fantastic! Your eyesight is back. That’ll be $20.”

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

America🇺🇸: from today
British🇬🇧: Henceforth
Nigeria🇳🇬: As from today henceforth

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

I don’t care how old i get, Eid will always excite me.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Nico Paz’s father: “His desire would be to stay at Como for one more season, no doubts on that”.

“He’s adapted very well, Nico’s very happy at the club and also he loves working under Cesc Fabregas”.

“We will see what happens but I’d agree with that”, told La Provincia.

[القرآن @Quranconnect_]

Oh Allah grant us the opportunity to please our parents before we lose them🤲😍❤️

[F A A R E E S 💫 🇵🇸 @MFaarees_]

These are 14, 15, & 17 year olds from Southern Nigeria, all pregnant. Imagine if they're Muslims from Arewa, everywhere for don scatter!

They don't care when underage girls are doing ashawo, but the moment a Muslim sister gets married, they start shouting "underage". Hypocrites!

[Siddharth @DearthOfSid]

Indian Muslims.

[𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻 @HaramainInfo]

Sheikh Abdul Rahman Sudais recited the last 3 Surahs of the Qur'an during the Jum'uah Salaah whilst reciting Bismillah loudly

[Olivia💓 @roses_on_mars]

Fuck nysc
Fuck the 33k
Fuck camp
Fuck tinubu
Fuck Nigeria and fuck you too

[Fred The Red’s Burner Phone 👹📱 @FredUndercover]

Dalot at left wingback

[Adam Jr. @magul_sina]

In Islam, money earned through betting is considered haram (forbidden) as it promotes greed and unjust gain. Subhanallah!!!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Paul Pogba will be back to action in 2025, confirmed!

His 4 year drug ban has been reduced to just 18 months, as @MailSport reported.

Pogba can start training with Juventus in January and then he will be allowed to play official matches by March.

[Senator Shehu Sani @ShehuSani]

A foreign aid worker is wondering how some Nigerians ate expired Rice and nothing happened to them.

[H’s mom @aiishadahir]

For those who haven't seen it before, meet Ababeel.