sassafran

if i aint a G im an OG

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I’m back b

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My bf loved my ig reel algorithm which is the highest level of love

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I’m so glad I grew up in the internet era cus imagine not being able to google every little question you have

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You ever meet a dude and think “you should get some lip filler”

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when ppl post their "congrats on 100" workout classes and shit i'm just thinking like that was at least 2k on workout classes spent

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15 mins is short but a quarter of an hour is long

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Seeing adults with purity rings on in the wild is crazy cus it’s just like do you know you’re in a cult

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everyone wants a fast metabolism until u start getting botox damn

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I suspect this will keep happening

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@criminalplaza 😂

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Nothing worse than getting a Venmo notification and it’s just “you’re qualified to get $200 when you open…” bs

Like I really always think someone is surprise venmoing me money

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It should be illegal to get married before your prefrontal cortex develops

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When I leave for 36 hours

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Pugs were the original frenchies

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Kinda wanna go on a reality tv show just to learn more about myself

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getting on instagram today simply to do a unfollowing cleanse

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I’m a college campus connoisseur

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@jessinthedisco We’re in Florida ! Where did you head?

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Living in a Hurricane area is crazy bc everyone else is just living their lives in other states meanwhile you’re trying to figure out how best to protect yourself from a cat 5

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My mom needed help figuring out how to turn in a canvas assignment so she sent me a zoom link to help her and afterwards we were chatting and she’s like “we should have zoom meetings more often!!” I love her so so much