MONICA MONICA, HAVE A HAPPY HANUKKAH
SAW SANTA CLAUS, HE SAID HELLO TO ROSS
AND PLEASE TELL JOEYYYY CHRISTMAS WILL BE SNOWAAAAYYYAAAAAAAY
AND RACHEL AND CHANDLER HUNDHAHNHANLEEEERRRRR
Women: can we have access to affordable birth control?
Men: NO
Women: can we have access to safe abortions?
Men: absolutely NOT
Women: okay can you wear a condom?
Men: ... it doesn’t feel as good :/