Annonymous

_Is this real life??_ is what us bartenders are asking ourselves night after night. This is our rant.

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Kicking the guy out in the "make America Great again" hat (made in China) was the highlight of my bartending career. #nevertrump

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Don't think that "mob mentality" is a thing? See what happens when one motherfucker orders a drink with mint in a packed bar. #basic

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Been gone a minute... But back to report on all the assholes out tonight!

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"Make me something yummy!!!" Is not how I wanna start my shift. #dumbbitch

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And thinks I'm gonna call him...

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Marina Douche- " your fireball is expensive!"
Me- " yeah, we charge a fee for serving your big vagina"

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@Captaleks you are pretty thug.

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If you never worked in the service industry and you think it's "easy", you're a big moron.

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If you order a Mai Tai and you're not in Hawaii. I pretty much wanna kick you in the face.

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No you don't get a discount for spilling your drink.... You should get slapped.

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Hey asswipe, don't wave me down and not have your money ready to go.

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If you order a "RBV" (redbull vodka) or a "bud heavy"( Budweiser) at a bar. You should walk into oncoming traffic immediately.

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Hey asshole, I'm not gonna lose your card! Stop closing your shit after every $5 beer. Dumb fuck.

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Society just reached a new low, bitch just ordered coconut water at a bar. #slapyourself

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When someone orders a "barrka" anything, I know I'm in for a great tip...

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Oh you're dramatically flagging me down for a water???... DIE!!!

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-Idiot: "can I get a Greygoose vodka?"
-Me: "slap yourself."

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“@GrumpyyCat: I'll deck the halls. With your blood.”

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Sh*t People Say to Bartenders http://t.co/L6GT6cGRy4 via @youtube

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Hey cheap fuck. 1962 called, it wants it's 5% tipping average back. Asshole.