in my "am I gay or just bi with a heavy male lean" phase yet again. I say phase because inevitably in a month or so Ill spontaneously regain attraction to women and every man I look at will resemble a dented cardboard box. rinse and repeat #bisexual#problematic
finished reading the tunnel… now all i need to do this summer is finish schattenfroh and gravity’s rainbow and underworld and clarissa. and finish watching letterboxd’s top 500 narrative films. and fundamentally change my personality and mind
Depeche Mode didn’t slap their dicks on their synthesisers for an hour when they recorded the masterpiece that is Violator only to be compared to IMAGINE DRAGONS
CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly?
DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to
CHILD: So not all bugs follow the same religion?
DAD: No, son… we’re in sects
The concept of teenagers, who are also mutants, who just happen to be ninjas, while ALSO being turtles is not something the 2020s could ever come up with. That’s a big 80s cocaine brain idea