faiz.

singlehandedly messing up the wheels to door balance

[faiz. @fa1zwrites]

@androgynator was it good?

[Finch @blckbrdquitter]

in my "am I gay or just bi with a heavy male lean" phase yet again. I say phase because inevitably in a month or so Ill spontaneously regain attraction to women and every man I look at will resemble a dented cardboard box. rinse and repeat #bisexual #problematic

[woodpecker // saw depeche mode x2 @PeachyKneeSocks]

Alan Wilder, ambassador of feminism

[𝒂 @ultrantoine]

happy birthday alan wilder

[Adnaan Tayob 🎣 @memonbhaa]

If spongebob becomes muslim, does that mean if he is living under water, he will always be in a perpetual state of wudu

[mer! 🏳️‍⚧️ @mereatsshit]

Best dj set of your life vs devils advocate in philosophy class

[h @ipodmacbook]

to

[elizabeth 🪢 @OneFeIISwoop]

finished reading the tunnel… now all i need to do this summer is finish schattenfroh and gravity’s rainbow and underworld and clarissa. and finish watching letterboxd’s top 500 narrative films. and fundamentally change my personality and mind

[woodpecker // saw depeche mode x2 @PeachyKneeSocks]

Depeche Mode didn’t slap their dicks on their synthesisers for an hour when they recorded the masterpiece that is Violator only to be compared to IMAGINE DRAGONS

[faiz. @fa1zwrites]

@acastersugar what show is this omg

[faiz. @fa1zwrites]

@erin2848592 u shld invest in watchign UK comedians... james acaster... anyone on taskmaster ever...

[faiz. @fa1zwrites]

@erin2848592 dare i say... gianmarco

[faiz. @fa1zwrites]

@goddamnitwhyy its not too much but its honest work. he's got the spirit!! (hope u get that job!!)

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly?
DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to
CHILD: So not all bugs follow the same religion?
DAD: No, son… we’re in sects

[faiz. @fa1zwrites]

Annabelle Cane (2019)

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I wish spiders were big enough to prey on us. The threat of being webbed up and sucked to completion would surely keep us humble

[jo. @sereneObscurity]

i love using this tweet again and again

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

The concept of teenagers, who are also mutants, who just happen to be ninjas, while ALSO being turtles is not something the 2020s could ever come up with. That’s a big 80s cocaine brain idea