Malcolm Mckelvie

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@LionsOfZion_ORG Where they can get on a boat to uk

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@TheBritLad I agree with a lot of what Rupert Lowe said but the way he talked about reform and Nigel farage, he reminded me off the Conservative Party downfall,
No loyalty and fought against each other.

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@TheBritLad Another party would just gain reform or ukip voters,
Which would then probably give Liebour another victory.
If reform and ukip became one party surely we would get a win in the next elections,

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@GBNEWS Oh GB News, you can see it’s the hat, don’t become like the other media’s

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@NavyLookout National Service ?

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@DominicFarrell Problem is no other country will ‘go in’ without the permission of Biden (who we know probably won’t, hope I’m wrong)
And if we could make our decisions, who thinks if Boris was still in office he might off had the balls to do it?

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@papa_cars @Only9built Part of a driving test is Hazard Perception, maybe vulnerable users like cyclists and people on scooters should also do a test before being allowed on the roads which also covers hazard perceptions,
I’m also curious on speed the scooter was travelling at

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@MichaelMahon77 @jason_carl_fox Because he’s earned the right to 😊

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@thismorning @AlisonHammond @radioleary

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@thismorning @AlisonHammond @radioleary

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@thismorning @AlisonHammond @radioleary

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@thismorning @AlisonHammond @radioleary

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@thismorning @AlisonHammond @radioleary

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@OliveEaton16 @KyivIndependent Evidence shows he is supporting Ukraine and has from the start.
I for one thinks thank god we have @BorisJohnson at this time. Well done @BorisJohnson

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@ITVNewsPolitics @itvnews @AnushkaAsthana Well done @BorisJohnson for showing Ukraine that Uk supports them.
It’s about time @itv stops looking at every little reason to disrespect our Prime Minister and the uk and especially @Conservative MP’s start standing behind him and let us become great.
Who could do better ?

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@GMB If this was true why are you showing pictures of Security officers, why not show pictures of people dressed pretending to be Police like she says?

[Phillip Schofield @Schofe]

@MrMichaelSpicer Me too 😂😂😂😂

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

Remember a time getting bored of GMTV and ready to change channel.
Then came @piersmorgan that made morning TV entertaining. Like him or not, agree or disagree, only morning TV where good debates could be heard.
I feel that @ITV could regret this, I for one will miss @piersmorgan

[Malcolm Mckelvie @fa51mal]

@BorisJohnson What about closing Guest Houses, B&B’s etc, some people are still not listening and travelling, a lot of bookings are made through booking agencies where the B&B can not cancel without financial consequences