Evanilson⚛️👽

Yesterday ended last night.

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@jufiuu @Jay_FCBarca @MooreRMCF I usually say "menorah", but I tailored this to your level. 😉

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@mrzeal7 @Jay_FCBarca @MooreRMCF It's still up there. The only thing u can do about it is cry.

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@KingAkinkun @RmcfOmar All of those players, bar Cristiano, had a couple average seasons too.
I remember when Benzema couldn't even score double digits in the league.

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@Livixiiiz @fowofola @sakano29864 @Footysm That country is full of low IQ, superstitious idiots.

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@Arsenal_rep1 You're a monumental idiot because the correct sequence of events that leads to this choice is totally unrealistic.
In fact, U can as well ditch your girl to date Rihanna while you're at it. 🥱

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@kevwe_od You risk existing in an echo chamber where u only see things that you like and agrees with you.

Encountering them in real life or seeing your close friends and family endorsing such opinions would be a shock to u.

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@ona_nky I just learned that if a woman's fat levels falls below a certain threshold, her reproductive organs begins to fail because evolution reads that as famine. And pregnancy can be very costly during famine.

So yeah, the answer is evolution.

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@postanythingLFC Throwback to when Liverpool fans still had any self-esteem.
Not this CityPool cuckholding nonsense we see every season now. 🥱

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@Optimus_Dracula Have you checked if she's epileptic or suffers from seizures?

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@oreoluwaenny Arsene Wenger has blood on his hands with that manner of defending against the greatest player the sport has ever seen.

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@Abu_The_Truth Lmao😂... A black God? C'mon bro.
The rules of religious imagery are simple. The good guys (God, Jesus, angels) must look like our colonizers and the bad guys (Satan, demons, wooden idols with palm oil etc) must look like us. 😅

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@ArtetaEra The fact that every single goal we conceded against Wolves this season had Mateus Mane turning on the ball in the same area of the pitch fried my head.

I couldn't sleep that night. Insanely pissed. 😅

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@Jay_FCBarca @MooreRMCF You're definitely not the brightest candle on the cake. 🤦‍♀️

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@mykael_yuddy And to think we used to be sympathetic towards them in the days of Pep vs Klopp only for them to reveal themselves as the biggest set of clowns.
Classless, disrespectful preeks.

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@HBNH1986 @talkSPORT I'm sure Eze played a lot more games than Ode.

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@sidramatics @LDNIZRED Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang that scored 90+ goals in just 3 full seasons is not better?

Please don't go there. Robin van Judas was injured every year until his last season. He's not better than Auba. Availability or ability.

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@tim_eke @_Jensenism @moe4dem There's no shame in losing to PSG, they cakewalked Liverpool and Chelsea this season too.
They beat Bayern Munich. They are a great team.

For Burnley, it was free flowing attacking football u won't know unless u watched the game.

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@afrisagacity The big problem with praying is that it's akin to masturbating.
It makes u feel good, like you're actually doing something but it does nothing for the person you're thinking about.

Remember "PRAY FOR UKRAINE" more than 3yrs ago?... They are still getting killed everyday. 🤷‍♀️

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@tim_eke @_Jensenism @moe4dem Kompany spoke about it before, u either go all out and press man to man, but it creates a lot of 1v1s all over the pitch, or u defend as a unit. No inbetween.

PSG have too much individual quality for us, so we defended. If not for that pen, we'd held them for an entire week. 😅

[Evanilson⚛️👽 @Fa8EVANS]

@_Jensenism @tim_eke @moe4dem Take your buffoonery elsewhere too. 🤡