alyssa

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

Someone started singing “Love Tonight” at Ranger Suarez last night while he was warming up, and he was loving it😂

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Uncensor the “Go Birds” you cowards

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Hey…hold on a second.

Enhance.

Enhance.

Enhance…..

Yep.

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

Things are very normal in Philly rn

[trash jones @jzux]

there’s no way diet coke causes cancer bc i’d be dead already

[alyssa @faabulyss]

@gill_mcgoldrick Gill I got one for Christmas 😂

[‎ً @farewrll]

first performance in 7 years, pregnancy announcement, fenty promo, all in one. rihanna is the QUEEN.

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Moments before Album of the Year…😭

[LOG @loagricc]

Doc says vocal rest for the week but you know I’ll be back on Sunday ready to GOOOO! Fly Eagles Fly #gobirds

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

miley cyrus is back! https://t.co/cun8O3PKD6

[alyssa @faabulyss]

Still can’t stop thinking about who put the law and order theme song on touch tunes last Friday (yes I did recite the Miranda rights immediately)

[alyssa @faabulyss]

@girlnamedvic Respectfully, Geddy absolutely could

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if this website goes up in flames i just wanna say you were all very funny on the day the queen died and i will never forget that

[LOG @loagricc]

@stoolpresidente One thing my dad taught us: the Pride of being a #PhillySports Fan. To enjoy the highs you have to FIGHT through the lows. PhillySports has been my way to remember him since he passed. The WorldSeries is hard w/out him but I know he’ll be in the stadium tonight. Let me join him.

[alyssa @faabulyss]

Texas is fuckin fakeeee