Farpy

Retired CS2 Trader (5+ years) and Shitposter (20 years)

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Valve has some explaining to do 💀

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@HaloSkins ah no worries :>

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what happened to @HaloSkins 🤒

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@aceskinCS vibecoded claude slop

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@TheGreenFireCS paid 500k max for those skins

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i can never get over the fact valve released a "sequel" of CS:GO which was just removing all the fun modes like danger zone, made the gunplay worse, made the performance worse, made premier which is just a leaderboard to incentivize cheating in favor of better looking skins 🤡

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@rattecs ratte partnered with a casino :/ disapponting

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I tried League after 5 months of not playing

Invited my duo

Queued draft pick as duo bot

He got autofilled from ADC to jungle

He typed "can i bot we are premade"

I jokingly typed "let him adc or you shall suffer"

Got instantly kicked out of champ select and banned

L O L

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@NeonCS bro got bus money for the journey home

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@fastnfair poopymarketcs2

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@zipelCS dw dude i bought a “tier 1” bfk doppler p2 and a few months later the guy who made the steam guide (the most well known guide everywhere) suddenly changed all the patterns and my “tier 1” is now not even in the guide anywhere, not even tier 5 or whatever the lowest is 😹

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@ShavvyCS2 @richJ_cs i understand what you mean, but from what i understand they’re just paying for their logo in a tweet. those twitter accounts that spam cs2 memes stolen from reddit/tiktok etc get tens of millions of views and i doubt many of those viewers would translate into customers

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@droelfJ congrats u bought an 8€ sticker for 0.1€ cheaper

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@Lillykyu istg this hobshy guy has been affiliated with every gamba scum site on earth atp 😭

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@PrinzDeadlock @froggy_dl sir it took u 2 years to be going 0/14 in asc lobbies

but probably its the smurfs and the matchmaking and the teammates 🇮🇱

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@froggy_dl @iloveduster26 the game obviously cant know instantly lol?

if u make a new account and have one good game would u want to be instantly eternus? youd then run down the eternus lobby and would create a new problem of noobies getting super high ranks (already kinda is a problem with fresh accs)

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@_sogz ill start drinking for u so we keep the world in balance

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@aaronkellerOW i dont care about the vault nor the skins, but as someone who designed a few of these things it irritates me

my account has probably 30 minutes on torb since ow1 and i got 3 torb skins

maybe if it was a cool cassidy skin (someone ive been playing a lot recently) id buy it

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@aaronkellerOW im very curious who’s idea is it to not put personalized skins into maxmillien’s vault (or whatever its called)

isnt it just a straight up simple logical decision to make? if you get a skin on someone you main the chances you buy it increase by probably 1000%

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@alacripose bro is playing Deadblox

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