Farpy

Retired CS2 Trader (5+ years) and Shitposter (20 years)

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I did a thing….

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@NeonCS bro got bus money for the journey home

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@fastnfair poopymarketcs2

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@zipelCS dw dude i bought a “tier 1” bfk doppler p2 and a few months later the guy who made the steam guide (the most well known guide everywhere) suddenly changed all the patterns and my “tier 1” is now not even in the guide anywhere, not even tier 5 or whatever the lowest is 😹

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@ShavvyCS2 @richJ_cs i understand what you mean, but from what i understand they’re just paying for their logo in a tweet. those twitter accounts that spam cs2 memes stolen from reddit/tiktok etc get tens of millions of views and i doubt many of those viewers would translate into customers

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@droelfJ congrats u bought an 8€ sticker for 0.1€ cheaper

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@Lillykyu istg this hobshy guy has been affiliated with every gamba scum site on earth atp 😭

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@PrinzDeadlock @froggy_dl sir it took u 2 years to be going 0/14 in asc lobbies

but probably its the smurfs and the matchmaking and the teammates 🇮🇱

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@froggy_dl @iloveduster26 the game obviously cant know instantly lol?

if u make a new account and have one good game would u want to be instantly eternus? youd then run down the eternus lobby and would create a new problem of noobies getting super high ranks (already kinda is a problem with fresh accs)

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@_sogz ill start drinking for u so we keep the world in balance

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@aaronkellerOW i dont care about the vault nor the skins, but as someone who designed a few of these things it irritates me

my account has probably 30 minutes on torb since ow1 and i got 3 torb skins

maybe if it was a cool cassidy skin (someone ive been playing a lot recently) id buy it

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@aaronkellerOW im very curious who’s idea is it to not put personalized skins into maxmillien’s vault (or whatever its called)

isnt it just a straight up simple logical decision to make? if you get a skin on someone you main the chances you buy it increase by probably 1000%

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@alacripose bro is playing Deadblox

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@heartvnderblade

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another W for @Metro_DL

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Starting a new business so I'm liquidating my playskins AGAIN 🥲
It's very niche, so I doubt it will ever sell, but a T1 pink gem butterfly doppler, and T2 vice gloves (0.3 float, but I only want very little overpay here)
Message me with any offers 🩷

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@matiiseek1337 big baller

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these pandoras look so good... but $3k for them? 🫤

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Selling my flawless 0.07 vice gloves, looking to sell them today / tomorrow to the highest offer

current offer - $6,200

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@jonathanzliu because android users are POOR

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im a friendly guy