Alex

Nights out need booking 48 hours in advance

[Alex @faatiydut]

My dad and I are very similar people, I'm just less mature

[Alex @faatiydut]

Originally tested with Hot Fuzz and Lord of The Rings, but fair enough they're both quite slow films - now watching The Dark Knight and I'm sorry but it's loud explosions from the start

[Alex @faatiydut]

Slowly realising that my girlfriend's best background noise for sleep is any film that holds significant importance to me

[Alex @faatiydut]

Not sure why but I'm getting the vibe that 2025 is the year I start playing WoW

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Twitch streamer Max Verstappen has won the 2024 F1 World Championship

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

in America the department of efficiency has two bosses.

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

The coziness of a bed is directly proportional to how inhospitable the outside environment is. The beds on oil rigs and in arctic research stations would thus rank among the coziest; the hypothetical least cozy bed would be one that exists in a land entirely made up of pillows

[Alex @faatiydut]

The nightmares are a price I have to pay for seeing Shelob, I refuse to skip a single minute of Lotr

[Alex @faatiydut]

Not for her of course

[Alex @faatiydut]

My girlfriend asking how long was left after sitting with me for the first 40 minutes of The Two Towers may be one of my favourite moments ever

[Cybershell @Cybershell]

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up

[Alex @faatiydut]

Sorry, did i just see a 6-wheeled Monster Truck?

[O̞͔͍N̝̙̦E̦͓͉ B̘͔̠I̢̠̠G̙̼͙ M̢͉͚O͇͙N͙̟̼S͎͚̫T͇͙̠E̡̺̟R @ONEBIGMONSTER_]

SOMETIMES MORTALS CREATE A LITTLE MAGIC OF THEIR OWN

[The Anglofuturist 🇬🇧🐿️ @Anglo_Futurist]

The answer to the ‘ugly cooling tower’ is

✨Crenellations✨

#Anglofuturism 🇬🇧

[nini @SCUDERIAFEMBOY]

THE LIZARD IS SETTING PURPLE SECTORS!!!! 😭

[Nullit🌒 @Nullisimo]

😢 #TheGrandTour

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Sky changing Doncaster from DON to DR to prevent the HAR-DON derby

Utter woke nonsense

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

I’ve been programming for 14 years, and it still bothers me that sorting algorithms don’t sort.

They order.

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

I will never stop laughing at this

[spor @sporadica]

fucking naming the anonymous inventor of Bitcoin after the CIA is not something the actual CIA would do, but it’s DEFINITELY something the NSA would do LOL