jimothy

best source of boyega related truth-adjacent fact-adjactent tweets. triangle player for canadian band barenaked ladies. real life anticapitalist orc.

[jimothy @fabergay]

they call me mystery blud bc i get too attached to minor characters from 90s television shows such as the witch from the goosebumps episode “monster blood” who is my wife

[jimothy @fabergay]

LOVE AND PROTECT WOMEN WITH SQUARE JAWLINES

[jimothy @fabergay]

@GoojNanaa I almost applied to americorps promising to stop smoking weed for the rest of my life if they let me work outside. So yeah

[🍉 Melon 🍉 @SardonicCheerio]

Women on queer eye: I have no time to give to myself, I'm a community influencer and organizer. I give myself to other people and can't take time to give to myself.

Men on queer eye: I have no idea how to use a stove.

[jimothy @fabergay]

MILLIONAIRE CELEBRITIES SHOULD PUT THEIR MONEY WHERE THEIR TWEETS ARE. FUCK OFF IF YOU AREN’T WILLING TO PROTECT US WITH THE RESOURCES YOU HOARD. YOU ARE DRAGONS OF GREED AND YOUR GLASS CASTLES WILL SHATTER.

[jimothy @fabergay]

I stand by my decision to cast robert pattinson as batman and will be ignoring any criticism, those who know me understand my choice

[jimothy @fabergay]

@antherpensee Well like...the trauma that causes depression and anxiety...also does...so ppl just...forget lol

[jimothy @fabergay]

@__georgiarobin Denim also shrinks after first wash, never forget to always buy a size up or look for stretch

[jimothy @fabergay]

@AncientLitDude PUSHKIN

[jimothy @fabergay]

@frances__wilson Right?

[jimothy @fabergay]

@GoojNanaa Narcissists stay friends with their exes at alarming rates bc they want to keep using them, dont get pulled in my gal, u r thrivin n he is a stunkbug

[jimothy @fabergay]

Lil nas x writes the songs i need to hear and i will defend him to my last breath

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

santa claus is not in enough summer movies, i don’t give a shit what he’s doing at christmas anymore

[Keith Carberry @KeithJCarberry]

if elon musk wasnt born rich with apartheid money he would be the least popular guy in his apartment building

[jimothy @fabergay]

@_georgiarobin Ye like date someone who doesnt give a shit about their own needs no thx lmao

[jimothy @fabergay]

@carolina_436 @madalenamcneil @SalvySteven Yo everybody idk how to hashtag or whatever but if she was seeing a sugar daddy its mad sus that cops arent looking as it now smells of powerful man coverup bullshit

[jimothy @fabergay]

@_georgiarobin TRUE

[jimothy @fabergay]

@_georgiarobin why r guys taking u to pour concrete??? R they covering up gruesome murders

[jimothy @fabergay]

@_georgiarobin This is the kind of commentary that would KILL in our podcast when we review Barbie And Her Sisters in A Pony Tale, amirite???!!! If u do this pod i swear i will call it Georgie and her Sisters in A Barbie Movie Podcast omfg

[jimothy @fabergay]

legit question is starting a podcast a good idea or a symptom of a serious problem asking for a friend who listens to A LOT OF PODCASTS