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[asocijalna distanca @faberka]

U zivotu zelim bit stay at home paradajz mom - imat ogroman vrt i cijeli dan timarit paradajze i gledat ih kak rastu

[Resistencia Culé @resistxnciacule]

Cosas que no sabes como llegaron ahí

[asocijalna distanca @faberka]

Ja kad zveknem normabel prije tekme jer znam da ce bit sranje:

[Adonis Storr @theadelites]

I cannot believe we have got to the point where a ball lightly touching the tips of someone’s hair is being measured by a Snickometer in order to disallow a goal.

The ball’s trajectory and spin were not affected at all.

The offside law was created to stop goal-hanging - it was never intended to be an exact science.

It was never created so that one day artificial intelligence could measure toenails offside and use a snicko to check if someone’s touched a ball.

It was created to stop strikers from man-marking goalkeepers all game.

VAR was meant to be reserved for clear and obvious decisions.

We used to understand that football is better and more entertaining when goals are scored.

That meant that for offsides: in case of doubt, the benefit was given to the attacker while in-line was always onside.

Now we’re using 3D generated AI technology to check toes to the millimetre and extreme microphones to measure minuscule decibels with the aim of disallowing goals and ruining football as a spectacle.

Do they ever ask if we want these changes, do they market test any of it?

What an extra time awaited us for the #Portugal v #Croatia game, unfortunately we will never get to see it thanks to the madness that VAR has descended into.

[asocijalna distanca @faberka]

@jusslaugh1 @TrollFootball Fucking none. They’re both great players leaving a disgraceful legacy because of football associations rigging everything for them

[asocijalna distanca @faberka]

@RealSkipBayless Is this your first time watching a football match??

[Max Stéph @maxstephhh]

FIFA had to introduce Round of 32, reduce Ronaldo's red card suspension and then give the softest penalty ever to let Ronaldo score a knockout goal.

[asocijalna distanca @faberka]

@abujaipaul1 @tobyasky @Ni_ibro Giving? It was all time lost by var, shitty commercial breaks and idiots running around the field

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I NEED a friend with benefits. NOT sexualły, I’m talking about nepotism, access, and privilege.

[asocijalna distanca @faberka]

@Panonski Kaj, nisi otiso lec?

[asocijalna distanca @faberka]

@keithedwards Oh fuck I’m still alive

[asocijalna distanca @faberka]

@vooneni

[asocijalna distanca @faberka]

@LBC @HenryRiley1 Curse the faking asshole again

[Mujeres Out Of Context @MorrasOutOfCont]

Sabes que está jugando Argentina cuando prendes la tele y ves esto

[asocijalna distanca @faberka]

@taekthlvr Jer igrac u zaledu nije utjecao na igru. Da je primio loptu ili ometao naseg igraca onda bi bilo sudeno zalede. Najnormalnija stvar u nogometu 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Has there ever been a World Cup where a team is playing in the host country on the literal same day that the host country is bombing that team's country?

[asocijalna distanca @faberka]

Nothing in this world would make me happier

[Paa Manuel @PaamanuelUtd_]

🗣️ Nana Kwaku Bonsam (Ghanaian spiritual priest that cursed Harry Kane):

“Cape Verde will ELIMINATE Argentina in the round 32 knockout fixture”

[asocijalna distanca @faberka]

@GBarca_ I’m still in shock. The only match in this round I was really looking forward to.

[asocijalna distanca @faberka]

@ana__kin Umro od dosade jebote