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[hanalia⸆⸉ ia @evermoreguardan]

"I asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" well I asked the traffic lights if it'll be alright and they said I don't know

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire
- did i act ok
- was i cool
- was i fun
- did you have fun
- did i do anything wrong

[Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites]

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

y’all think i’m joking when i say the high school musical trilogy is the best musical of all time but i’m really being so serious

[nico 🥐 @showgirlnico]

NOW IM RUNNING W MY DRESS UNBUTTONED, SCREAMING BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Not shocked at this news. This is the same airline that inexplicably let Kevin McCalister board the wrong plane in ‘92.

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

I love both

[drew @drewgirlevil]

“the boys are just blank spaces for the girls to find their own identity in” is exactly it. perfectly ties into “ended with the slam of a door but she’s got the best stories” and highlights the fundamental appeal of taylor’s songwriting: the narrator’s feelings > muse’s qualities

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted the day off.

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

absolutely insane what a good hotdog can do to your mood

[Ok Kate @Kateness8]

Of all the things you can cause, a ruckus is probably one of the cooler ones

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

imagine trusting me to drive us around at night & this is all i see

[maha @mahaaaay]

men love saying let’s fucking go. yes. let’s fucking go to therapy big dog

[kim @KimmyMonte]

waiter: are there any allergies at the table?

me (already drunk): BEES

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Yeah but in the clerb, we all fam

[who cares @DianaG2772]

The only type of vehicle I can be impressed by is a food truck

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

the crushing existential weight of being alive

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Really I’m pretty low maintenance, I just need 17 hours of alone time every morning, constant reassurance from everyone in my life that they’re not mad at me, and $150 worth of little treats every single day and I’m good to go