Fabian Snow

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[Fabian Snow @FabianSnow11]

@FBI_Response Are you guys finally paying attention to the reports??

[Fabian Snow @FabianSnow11]

@FBIPhoenix It’s someone in your cloud networking team there’s no way they slipped 3 TB of data through a firewall port and “no one noticed”. Look at your IAMs. We only have until Oct 3rd to apply so please move to a backup and restore on another cloud provider or move away from peoplesoft.

[Sakshi @Sakshi50038]

Who's gonna tell vibe coders about...

> Rate Limiting
> Caching
> Load Balancing
> Reverse Proxies
> API Gateways
> CI/CD
> Docker
> Kubernetes
> Service Discovery
> Circuit Breakers
> Timeouts
> Retries
> Exponential Backoff
> Idempotency
> Message Queues
> Pub/Sub
> Event-Driven Architecture
> Distributed Transactions
> Saga Pattern
> Dead Letter Queues
> Cron Jobs
> WebSockets
> Long Polling
> Server-Sent Events
> Database Indexing
> Query Optimization
> N+1 Queries
> Connection Pooling
> Read Replicas
> Sharding
> Partitioning
> Replication
> Leader Election
> CAP Theorem
> Eventual Consistency
> Optimistic Locking
> Pessimistic Locking
> Distributed Locks
> Race Conditions
> Deadlocks
> Memory Leaks
> Garbage Collection
> Thread Safety
> Backpressure
> Autoscaling
> Horizontal Scaling
> Vertical Scaling
> CDN
> Edge Caching
> Cache Invalidation
> Feature Flags
> Blue-Green Deployments
> Canary Releases
> Rolling Deployments
> Rollbacks
> Health Checks
> Liveness & Readiness Probes
> Monitoring
> Logging
> Distributed Tracing
> Metrics
> Alerting
> SLOs
> SLIs
> Error Budgets
> Observability
> Secrets Management
> IAM
> OAuth
> JWT Rotation
> TLS
> Encryption at Rest
> Encryption in Transit
> WAF
> DDoS Protection
> CORS
> CSRF
> SQL Injection
> XSS
> SSRF
> Database Migrations
> Schema Versioning
> Disaster Recovery
> Backups
> Failover
> Multi-Region Deployments
> Chaos Engineering
> Cost Optimization
> Cold Starts
> Serverless Limits
> Latency
> Throughput
> P99 Latency
> Tail Latency
> Network Partitions
> Clock Skew
> DNS
> TCP vs UDP
> HTTP/2 & HTTP/3
> gRPC
> Webhooks
> API Versioning
> Semantic Versioning
> Infrastructure as Code
> Terraform
> Helm Charts
> Build Caching
> Dependency Hell
> Production Incidents
> On-call
> Postmortems

...until the app gets its first million users.

[Talk Church @churchtalkative]

Feeling something strongly doesn’t mean the Holy Spirit is behind it.

[Fabian Snow @FabianSnow11]

Pray now stop waiting for time https://t.co/iQTyNDGhXl via @YouTube

[Fabian Snow @FabianSnow11]

God will open our eyes but it is up to us to repent and to remain in car... https://t.co/Yhsd5vR2sN via @YouTube

[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: "The longer I live, the more convincing proof I see that God governs in the affairs of men."

[✞ Richard ✞ @Richard_gh1]

God is good.

[✞ Richard ✞ @Richard_gh1]

Psalm 37:5

[Rita McDougald @RitaMcDougald6]

Trust in the LORD forever, for the LORD GOD is an understanding rock.
-Isaiah 26:4

[Fabian Snow @FabianSnow11]

@AllenBorchert @MAGAVoice Hey Allen, I’m curious to hear more about particularly Oklahoma. What sort of similar charges were brought up and against whom? Curious for my own sake!

[Fabian Snow @FabianSnow11]

@blj12201 @GovStitt Correct!

[Fabian Snow @FabianSnow11]

@equinenduro @GovStitt Agreed also anyone else tired of these people treating our state like it’s a playground? They have NO respect for our country or our people. May God save their soles and lead them in the right direction.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

God’s answer is always the best.