Fabiel Ortega

Let's talk AZ Sports and Crypto

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week.

He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook.

He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008.

He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7.

I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation.

I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture.

By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits.

You can't hack what you can't interface with.

He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance.

I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling".

He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision.

I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk.

Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.

[Fabiel Ortega @FabielOrtega]

@AZCardz_13 @chuckh3 That's what people think, yes.

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[Fabiel Ortega @FabielOrtega]

@Kyle_Odegard Top 10 offense? Points per game probably wasn't in the top 10. D was probably top 15 in points per game and that should be more than enough. Idc about yards stats. Just points

[Fabiel Ortega @FabielOrtega]

@DonnieDruin

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Cashier: “That'll be $19.94.”

Me: *pulls out a $50 bill*

Casheir: “I’m so sorry, but we've had a problem with counterfeit bills. Do you have anything smaller?”

Me: *pulls out a $25 bill*

[Fabiel Ortega @FabielOrtega]

@chuckh3 @cantgardjay I'll be honest. I have no memory of him going to MN

[Fabiel Ortega @FabielOrtega]

@cantgardjay @chuckh3 Well 2 of them went through a couple of teams before landing in the perfect spots, so not guaranteed Kyler would be in a good spot right away after AZ

[Fabiel Ortega @FabielOrtega]

@MrAzSports Didn't make it to game time 💪

[Fabiel Ortega @FabielOrtega]

@akwong31 Need to fund out if Kyler still has the power to audible out of plays. Couple of runs he knew right away were not going to work cause he tossed up his arms in frustration almost as soon he gave the ball to the RB but snapped the ball anyways

[Fabiel Ortega @FabielOrtega]

@AZCard_BurdsEye The scheme and plays are there, and we've seen glimpses of it. It's more of a play calling flow and situational issue tbh what we also need to know is if Kyler truly has the authority to check out of a play. I think JG has said yes in the past but doesn't seem like it recently

[Tokeo @Tokeo_io]

The CardanoKit goes Beta - Milestone 4 is completed! 🥷

The Swift SDK for Cardano is now in Beta and ready for full-scale apps on iOS, tvOS, and watchOS.

This release means developers get a production-ready SDK-integrate Cardano into SwiftUI apps with seamless blockchain support.

Here's a walkthrough from @MagicFlow, and don't forget to read the blog below for all the details 🔽

[Fabiel Ortega @FabielOrtega]

@FalconShok @JFowlerESPN There's 2 guys on the 53 that would play RT before Jacobs

[Fabiel Ortega @FabielOrtega]

@Aleksi_Koskinen @JohnnyVenerable He'll probably be listed as the starter and looks good in his 3rd year as EDGE. Doesn't matter since it'll be a heavy rotation. Zaven just happens to have the advantage in run D and coverage over the other 2 so he'll be getting snaps at insidebacker as well, just like last year

[Fabiel Ortega @FabielOrtega]

@Aleksi_Koskinen @JohnnyVenerable Why not?

[Fabiel Ortega @FabielOrtega]

@cardsfanjoe1 @KSzn2021 Sweat would be part of the 4 not 3 in the 3-4 looks

[Fabiel Ortega @FabielOrtega]

@Gambo987 Go Daddy 🧍🏻‍♂️

[Fabiel Ortega @FabielOrtega]

@JohnnyVenerable @BoBrack So what your saying is you would have also hated a Khalil Mack pick if AZ had the chance to grab him in '14?

[Fabiel Ortega @FabielOrtega]

@bmeyersofcourse @chuckh3 I don't remember the Loins and Bills games much but I specifically remember Darnold carrying the Vikings in his last 2 drives to win it. Rallis called up great plays and put Darnold under heavy pressure most of the time and Sam found a way to overcome it with good individual play

[Fabiel Ortega @FabielOrtega]

@CoachStarkHomes @JohnnyVenerable @BoBrack Those are HC calls 100%