Abby!!

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Bringing this to the bar this weekend

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

I'll explain it at a level you may be able to understand:

"Little plastic less bad than lots of plastic"

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Hearing your pet make heaving sounds in a carpeted room

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[♰ @reeceollld]

ughhhhh i didn’t fix my entire life this weekend FUCK

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

this too shall pass but holy fuck

[Violet Rose 🏳️‍⚧️ @Vibutler_]

Why is “making things Christian again” always about abortion and gay rights and not feeding the hungry, clothing the poor, and healing the sick?

[Charli Huxley @ImKnotTheOne]

I won’t be lectured on Tylenol from the people that drink raw milk.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

SALT!!!!!! 😍 I love ingesting sodium chloride!!!!!!! It makes me so happy to fill my body with electrolytes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pounding fists on table* SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT

[sam @sam_d_1995]

finally, the perfect time to use this meme

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

Dog, this is his wife.

[Remi Kanazi @Remroum]

Israelis discovered international law after bombing 36 hospitals in Gaza

[Stephen Semler @stephensemler]

Sometimes I worry I'm growing numb to it. Then I see a photo that breaks me into a million fucking pieces

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Doing this at an RFK rally

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

robert pattinson could’ve played all four beatles

[Daniel Korski @DanielKorski]

Winston Churchill in the White House…

Not wearing a suit because he is at war