Fabio Foreign

Bovines stampede together

[Fabio Foreign @fabioforeign93]

He’s a real good guy he’s got his picture up at Sorrento’s subs

[mo @mofromyt]

hearing rascal flatts ‘life is a highway’ again in theaters is gonna be a religious experience

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

This might be my new favorite outdoor venue in Philadelphia

[Fabio Foreign @fabioforeign93]

J.k. rolled this?

[Fabio Foreign @fabioforeign93]

The scholastic book fair irrational fear spawner

[Fabio Foreign @fabioforeign93]

Every day doesn’t need to be a night

[Fabio Foreign @fabioforeign93]

I got vermicelli on the crewneck

[Fabio Foreign @fabioforeign93]

If I’m listening to Mike Sherm the whole suburban neighborhood gonna hear it

[Fabio Foreign @fabioforeign93]

Been there twice, fried rice

[Fabio Foreign @fabioforeign93]

Yeo can I get a fookin stateside sprite

[Fabio Foreign @fabioforeign93]

I’m just playing banana ball out here

[Fabio Foreign @fabioforeign93]

accidentally calling shawty Spring/Summer of 2024 instead of beautiful >>>>>

[Fabio Foreign @fabioforeign93]

Leaving skid marks in space

[Pubity @pubity]

The Artemis II's toilet, a toilet that stopped working almost immediately after the mission took off, cost over $23,000,000 to develop.

Though they managed to fix it, astronauts are now complaining about a horrible burning smell from the toilet and may have to fix it again.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Ye performs “Runaway” to 80,000 people at SoFi Stadium then closing the show with words of comfort to fans

[Fabio Foreign @fabioforeign93]

Black tie wedding is bush league

[Cashgrabber9000 @cashgrabber9000]

They’re gonna hang tigers polo up in the rafters at the Vicodin headquarters

[Fabio Foreign @fabioforeign93]

You’re either the cream or the crop

[Fabio Foreign @fabioforeign93]

Honey .. why are we in Newport News, Virginia?

[Fabio Foreign @fabioforeign93]

I am putting with Abe Lincoln’s cane

[Fabio Foreign @fabioforeign93]

Mythbusters busted what?!?