ilovediridjondjon

so ima boss..

[ilovediridjondjon @fabiyonce]

i love açaí bowls but i’m never satisfied when i order them. i gotta start making them at home so i can drown the bowl in coconut flakes and almonds.

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[ilovediridjondjon @fabiyonce]

i think maybe it’s the tend skin i use to exfoliate + i been using exfoliating gloves for years but w the tend skin i think that’s what helps idk

[ilovediridjondjon @fabiyonce]

i stopped wearing deodorant and now i don’t need it anymore. i haven’t worn deodorant in like 2 weeks? not even to the gym.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

how the relationship feels when you keep your friends out of it

[ilovediridjondjon @fabiyonce]

i been having the same dream, in different fonts, since 2024. with no clue why or what it means

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

who created this narrative that our ancestors were weak

[ilovediridjondjon @fabiyonce]

i can not wait to get married

[Brit Brat LaFlare @bflare]

They got @SwaeLee on the radio. Charla asked why did u tweet "do not vote for Kamala"? He say he was googling and didn't agree with her policies. "What policies?" Couldn't name not one. And that's how dumb niggas be.

[.:•*✧* BANKROLL *✧*•:. @BBYKUSHKEN]

I dont hang out with bitches that catch random ass attitudes lmao aint nobody guessing whats wrong bitch, stay right there

[ilovediridjondjon @fabiyonce]

@grace_iguess @IonGotIt7777 how are yall this funny 😭😭😭😭

[ilovediridjondjon @fabiyonce]

i understand why babies scream and cry while you making their bottle. i’m over here abt to pass out tryna hurry and make something for me to eat

[ilovediridjondjon @fabiyonce]

unfortunately everything bothers me

[KAEGO ♤ @kaaego]

POV: you're on day 2 of your period and woke up on your back.

[☆ @killdbykill]

every bad bitch had an era where they were arguing w anyone online about politics

[ilovediridjondjon @fabiyonce]

same. somehow I ended up w one.

[Bella B @mrsbellabankss]

My vision boards never include a man or having a relationship lmao

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[ilovediridjondjon @fabiyonce]

or zelle

[mykaaa @allaboutmyka]

I hate when I cant find a number through cashapp bitch who tf is this

[ilovediridjondjon @fabiyonce]

remove me from the shackles of french tips

[ilovediridjondjon @fabiyonce]

“yk where tf to find me. lauderdale ho!”

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

Wherever you lived when Micheal Jackson died is where you’re really from.