kapricorn kaelyn ♑️

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[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

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[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

My fav party trick is out drinking grown men

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Just stalked my own instagram archive & forgot I lived all those eras 😭😭😭 Miss you sis. You had so much fun.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

things end, people change, and life goes on

[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

But have yall been at the club when they turn the lights on???

[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

Mind you I’ve been on this birth control for YEARS

[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

Why did my doctor just tell me my meds are counteracting my birth control

[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

Idk if it’s normal to have a nemesis but I always have at least 3 at any given time

[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

I get pissed off so easily omg

[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

They be leaving that dollar tree employee up there to die

[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

Life is worth living again https://t.co/MlNUgVHqyA

[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

no bc why did I sneeze with AirPods on and Siri said bless you

[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

No bc does anyone actually know how planes work

[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

I fear if I go to Houston I won’t come back

[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

Yall too afraid to beat yalls bf and that’s the issue

[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

In adderall we trust

[mama z @mamaztheguru]

That ANTM theme song could wake me from a coma, I promise you.

[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

Turns out the only way out is through!

[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

I hate a b*tch who’s funnier than me

[kapricorn kaelyn ♑️ @fabkaelynicus]

The bus needs an aux cord