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timberwolves and cats. nba enjoyer. the Duke of Chutney.

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@ShamsCharania fucking horrible.

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@TheDunkCentral @TheSteinLine i’ll kill myself

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here we go again

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I’m so glad I have Malika Andrews and Andraya Carter telling me about the mothers and cousins of these draft prospects instead of Bill Simmons telling me about how they play basketball.

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@ShamsCharania :(

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@RTNBA @BleacherReport cooper flagg and paolo over ben simmons is outrageous.

Zion over Wall is also ridiculous.

Wemby isn’t over AD yet, but absolutely will be within the next season or 2, barring injuries.

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@BanteredB_ dude is younger than low by flo-rida wtf

[Timberwolves Muse @Wolvesmuse]

BIG PURR HAS A RING

WIGGS HAS A RING

FUCK YOU JIMMY BUTLER

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@Konsenious @exoticreds @stats_feed real shit

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@Koutchise_ @JoeB_inCLE media and narratives really have yall convinced that the 2011 mavs were some rag-tag underdog. they were a 3 seeded 57 win team, only 1 less than the Heat, in the tougher western conference.

They SWEPT the 2x defending champ lakers in the 2nd round. The 2011 mavs were dominant

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

LeBron says he’s not taking anyone in NBA history over himself

“I’m not taking nobody over me. There’s no question. But I think Mike will say the same thing. Rest his soul, Kobe will say the same thing. Magic will say the same thing. Bird will say the same thing. Shaq could say the same thing. The late great Wilt. Kareem. I don’t think none of us are going to take somebody else. If there’s a general manager and he’s eyeballing all of us on a baseline, with the No. 1 pick, it’s gonna be hard not to take me, champ.”

(Via https://t.co/bmP9BwbV6J)

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@muslimlebron that kid blocked me for posting a laugh emoji at one of his dogshit takes

[Ku 🦉 @KuKhahil]

There would be 20 page think pieces already on this app about how SGA has ruined basketball and is infecting the youth if this was him

[Joe Tipton @JoeTipton]

NEWS: 5⭐️ Ryan Hampton has committed to Kentucky, source told @Rivals. 

The 6-6 shooting guard is the No. 6 overall recruit in the 2027 class.

https://t.co/ExBy5Aj4pK

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@mitchgoldich apparently this lineup is only going 68-14💀

[Kalshi Hoops @KalshiHoops]

Most PTS Created Per Game this Playoffs (Min. 10 Games):

47.8 — Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
46.3 — Cade Cunningham
42.8 — Jalen Brunson
40.5 — LeBron James
37.8 — Tyrese Maxey

[Drew (Toxic I Guess) @ThunderHusky17]

Thousands of people sat on here all season trying to convince themselves that this wasn’t beautiful basketball.

[Sub 🗽🌩️🛳️ @SubThoughtz]

Steph would never lose a game 7 on his home court in his B2B MVP year 💯 💯

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@jokicglazer15 @jayeerie_ @simplyballup @BiggySpurs you’re retarded.

[Russ' TD ⚡ @RussFcb]

When Bron says this about Shai then all the twitter brainrot immediately goes out the window

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@Lovemesomehay @PapawWashington @RepThomasMassie fox news machine and goymercials told me massie bad!