Fabz

Muslim | Project Manager, Programmer | music, books and movie lovers :)

[Robin Syihab @anvie]

Pekerja software/data/artis! Jangan senang dulu dg adanya Claude saat ini!

Jangan terlena dg kenikmatan sesaat, kalian tuh masih pakai token subsidi, tinggal nunggu waktu aja semua bisa berbalik.

Segeralah build home lab!
For long-term sustainability, Local LLM is the way!

[Fabz @fabrinal]

@primawansatrio @junwatu Mas klo ada loker power platform developer or solution architect share infonya ya

[Fabz @fabrinal]

@ThePeterMick The analog

[Fabz @fabrinal]

@Momooo1717 Tergantung skill chefnya, ada yg masak 10 porsi sekaligus ttp enak, ada yg 2 porsi aja digabung dah bubar rasanya

[Cool_Ustaaz ☪ @Cool_Ustaz]

Why so much arrogance and pride?

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation."
I don't know what Agile means.
Nobody does.
That's why it works.

I make $425,000 a year.
To move sticky notes.
From left to right.
On a board.
The board is digital now.
The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses.
Progress.

Day one, I said "we need to break down silos."
Everyone nodded.
Silos are bad.
I don't know why.
But destroying them is a career.
My career.

I introduced "squads."
Squads are teams.
But disrupted.
We disrupted the teams into teams.
Different names.
Same people.
Same problems.
But Agile problems now.
Agile problems are strategic.

A senior engineer asked what we're actually changing.
I said, "The mindset."
He asked what that means.
I said, "It's a journey."
He asked where we're going.
I said, "Toward agility."
He asked what agility means.
I pointed at the sticky notes.
They were moving left to right.
That's velocity.
We have velocity now.

The VP of Engineering said two-week sprints don't fit their work.
I said, "That's waterfall thinking."
Waterfall is bad.
Like silos.
I don't know what waterfall is.
But I know it's bad.
She stopped talking.
Waterfall accusations end conversations.

We had a retrospective.
In the retro, we discussed what went wrong.
Everything went wrong.
We put it on sticky notes.
Then we moved the sticky notes.
Into a column called "Parking Lot."
The Parking Lot is where problems go to die.
It's full.
We don't look at it.
That's agile.

Velocity is up 40%.
I defined velocity.
I also defined the points.
I also defined the stories.
We're crushing it.
At the things I made up.
To measure.
Ourselves.

The CEO asked for ROI.
I showed a chart.
The chart went up.
Charts should go up.
This one did.
I didn't label the Y-axis.
Nobody asked.
Leadership is confidence.

We do standups now.
Every day.
We stand.
For 45 minutes.
Standing is agile.
Sitting is waterfall.
My legs hurt.
But we're transforming.

The transformation is now "Phase 3."
Phase 1 was assessment.
Phase 2 was implementation.
Phase 3 is "continuous improvement."
Continuous means forever.
Forever means job security.
I'm very secure.

My contract was extended.
Three more years.
For "cultural impact."
The culture is confused.
But impacted.

Agile transformation isn't about being agile.
It's about transforming.
Continuously.
Toward more transformation.
The destination is the journey.
The journey is billable.

[Aisa! ★ @sorenavistha]

Bapak, tolong jangan berbohong. Saya sudah kehilangan satu-satunya orang tempat saya bisa pulang. Tanah saya hancur, rumah saya porak-poranda. Bapak tau? Untuk sekedar memberi kabar kita harus bayar di polsek. Bapak tau? Satu-satunya yg memberi kami akses hanya kantor kecamatan.

[Fabz @fabrinal]

@SAIBdelvi Ga kmana2, msh ngider seputaran jaksel aja. Bisa lah ntar bulan puasa. Tp jgn direncanain. Tar mlh ga jadi

[Fabz @fabrinal]

@SAIBdelvi Alhamdulillah baek, Santaay del, mid jompo mah cari hiburan yg buat seru2an aja, kabar2in laa klo ada reunian

[Fabz @fabrinal]

@SAIBdelvi Lama tak silaturahmi, trnyata selebtwit, pakabar del?

[Fabz @fabrinal]

@gramedia Min, request katalognya dunks

[Anies Rasyid Baswedan @aniesbaswedan]

Dear @UniofOxford, our Indonesian researchers — Joko Witono, Septi Andriki, and Iswandi — are not NPCs. Name them too.

[Fabz @fabrinal]

@MasMasBiassaa Motor satria baja hitam

[KULINERAIN @KulineRain]

Versi Bogor daftar mie ayam, bakso, bakmie yang wajib dapet medali emas:

[Fabz @fabrinal]

@MasMasBiassaa Swift masih cakep nih

[Dindin🪷 @nocturnalcutie]

rangkuman (list) rekomendasi sepatu buat jalan kaki 10k steps++ versi netizen tiktok & twitter based on brands, local & international.

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[Fabz @fabrinal]

@rgoestama @SelebtwitMobil Not again lah

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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