Fabian Hebestreit

Screenwriter of films/shows you‘ve never heard of. Gay. Cancer and Rape Survivor. Trans Rights. Free Palestine. He/Him.

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This is the tweet that I pinned to the top of my timeline to fool you into thinking that I'm a lot smarter and funnier than I really am.

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Oprah Winfrey at Stonewall: “You get a brick! And you get a brick! Everybody gets a brick!”

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@MeowRuka If you have so much money to spare that you can go to the cinema without actually watching the movie, why are you telling everyone you are so poor and need to crowdfund?

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@HipChinaZoos @Boringstein And it made over a billion dollars and somehow executives will take the lesson from it that the public wants more movies about toys

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@roguewolf007 @dartheva_ Could be worse…

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@JorCru @BrndnStrssng @Carlos_Film @SiddhantAdlakha I actually did take photos of the title cards of movies I watched and posted them on my Insta. AT HOME. Whenever I went out to watch a movie, I just took a pic of the poster hanging in the lobby. And then I stopped because I noticed that I never looked at those pics again.

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@DaianaSeixas The Mean Girls musical isn’t difficult to find, it’s streaming on Paramount+

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@MeaganIsALemon @itsTiaMonette @djrtyhands There is a pro-shot though, and since OP mentioned Hamilton it still counts

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@AuhsdBond You’re both a Zionist and a transphobe, just pick a struggle 😭

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@redstonerjk Because I have no idea what you mean with odd resolution nor extra tabs. These are just normal screenshots on my iPad. What would I gain from frauding a random guy in Dubai about the problems I have with Twitter’s search function? Like, are you that paranoid?

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Meanwhile, in Germany…

[Jen G. @vegasstarfish]

You’re not allowed to stop and watch the Las Vegas Formula One Grand Prix without a ticket and stopping in a pedestrian walking zone or on a bridge with a view will get you a ticket, a fine or worse trouble. A few locals and tourists are circumventing this by utilizing the escalators at Spring Mountain and Las Vegas Blvd outside Fashion Show Mall. As long as you keep moving, security will leave you alone. Not ideal for watching the entire F1 main event, but great if you want to get right next to the track for a minute for a quick picture. #vegas #lasvegas #vegasstarfish #vegasnews #formulaone #f1vegas #vegasrace #f1

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@melvintoke My current app version is 10.68.1 on an iPad with iOS 18.1.1
We won’t solve this mystery today. The search function worked fine for thirteen years and a few months ago it stopped working fine FOR ME. It is what it is.

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@JZBurger @claritazepam @boyIunch Cool, I can quote myself as well.

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@JZBurger @claritazepam @boyIunch Honest question, why don’t you just call them Seal/Ser? Seems like a lot of complaining about something that literally costs you nothing and doesn’t affect you in any way, and would make someone else happy.

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@JZBurger @claritazepam @boyIunch Why do you care?

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@melvintoke Because I never asked you to troubleshoot and your tone wasn’t all that helpful? Like, I was dismissive as well, but that is because you literally joined the conversation repeating all the stuff that other people have already said. Move on. https://t.co/WJz1YRAtN1

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@JZBurger @claritazepam @boyIunch Honest question, why don’t you just call them Seal/Ser? Seems like a lot of complaining about something that literally costs you nothing and doesn’t affect you in any way, and would make someone else happy.

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@melvintoke Cool. I don’t know either because I don’t work for this app. All I know is that some people have problems with the search function, others have not. If it’s about quotation marks like you suggested, then it’s definitely a compatibility problem that only surfaced recently.

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@melvintoke Since most of the users I’ve seen who are complaining about bugs are international users, just like me, my uneducated guess is that whoever was responsible for making sure that the app works on devices from other countries than the US got fired. Now move on.

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@melvintoke Yes. I got that. It works for you and a lot of other people, and it doesn’t work for me and also a lot of other people. Now that we’ve established that, accept it and move on.

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Mental illnesses as paintings:

Anal prolapse

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@redstonerjk Like, I’m done with you. I showed how the search doesn’t work FOR ME, I don’t care that you can’t reproduce my problems, just be happy it works for you and move on. Why are you so obsessed with trying to prove that somehow I and thousands of other people are lying?

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@redstonerjk Deceitful? Dude, nobody here is out to get you. Somebody tweeted the search function is broken, people agreed, someone asked for examples, I showed problems I encountered. Then you just slided into the conversation insinuating I would be doctoring screenshots.