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ccu ‘22

[fab @fabthebaker]

wow alameda spelled backwards is themostboringplaceintheworld crazy

[fab @fabthebaker]

you’re just like your father (derogatory)

[zach @sighzach]

Bags by Clairo should be studied by scientists

[Kali @102YLA]

Can i come over and shed my hair all over ur stuff

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

I don’t need to BeReal. i need to BeLobotomized

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

sorry to feminists but i don’t wanna work anymore

[Victoria Paris @VictoriaParis]

Everyone’s like how do you go run by yourself at night?? Like don’t you feel unsafe?? First off if someone killed me they’d be doing me a favor

[Debating Hip-Hop @DebatingHipHop_]

nah bro this is INSANE😭😭

[j. @justinbxrnard]

no matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL FIND IT

[Victoria Paris @VictoriaParis]

Why do bad things consistently happen to good people

[fab @fabthebaker]

the wine hangover today is giving fear and self-loathing

[Madame Bussdown @sirgaybie]

I’m feeling extremely spendy right now like I think just spending $1000 on my credit card would be a really amazing decision

[Lixxa Louix @Melissa__x0xo]

I’ll never forget the time my parents were arguing and my dad said “I bought you a house and a car” and my mom said “well that’s just standard procedure” LMAO

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

he posted “my girl birthday tomorrow” i been staring at my ID since i woke up

[Victoria Paris @VictoriaParis]

I have no personality. All I have is being hot and having hot takes.

[Victoria Paris @VictoriaParis]

If I’m going to fuck up my hair working up just know I’m going to royally fuck it up. Like sweat that bitch out doing an hour of cardio and some time in the sauna.

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Betty White said there’s no way in hell I’m doing another year on this planet