Chris Bonet

My life consists of: Board Games. Improv. Podcasts. Film. Hockey. Dodgeball. Television. Drinking. Eating. The Simpsons. Ska. Punk. 90s.

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

Fuck this place. Find me on Bluesky.

https://t.co/XNu1eqqUzq

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

@Its_Harim Your 40th birthday, you mean.

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

@jaesyun I feel this for any live event, period.

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

@jaesyun Apologies for ruining your Wednesday.

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

@jaesyun Typical disgusting shit.

[Fearghas Kelly @FearghasKelly]

I better go superviral for this...

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

@uplift17 @GovKathyHochul Fire her into the fucking sun.

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

@MTA why is the fucking 7 train being held at Bryant Park?

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

@mta is the E train ever not going to be delayed? Every night I’ve taken this train over the last week, there’s been some fucking bullshit. What gives?

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

@Its_Harim Just say @whiskeysmash.

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

@MTA Incredible release, your website doesn’t work.

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

@MTA How about you fix the fucking trains?

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

I want a response here. The conductor was not clear on what was happening. Why was the Queens-bound E train held for 20 minutes underground at Court Square?

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

@mta why can’t one fucking commute home on the E train just be normal? Why is this piece of shit train so poorly managed? Pure incompetence yet again.

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

@steamyporkbuns It's electro-pop with a house beat. The song goes in so many directions and doesn't stick to one lane. I find it to be a better song than Padam, by far. It's an ear worm, for sure. Listen to it a few more times and it's going to be stuck in your head for weeks.

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

@steamyporkbuns So wrong. Tension is great.

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

@steamyporkbuns Do you actually expect HR to be good at their jobs? Because they’re not.

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

@danqdao The only sandwich to eat in NYC, truly.

[Chris Bonet @Fabtraption]

@MTA Get fucked @MTA