Ryan Patrick Welsh

comedienne. 8th best legs in san francisco.
IG @beltingdowntheoctave

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

Police said they believed Tamir’s toy was a gun when they killed him.

Police said they believed Stephon’s phone was a gun when they killed him.

And now that they’ve killed Daunte, they believe that their own, real, actual gun was a taser?

We don’t buy it.

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

Happy Black History Month. We need reparations — for slavery and the world it created.

[Ryan Patrick Welsh @fabulousity]

#inauguration #gaga

[Ryan Patrick Welsh @fabulousity]

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#girllikeme #girllikemechallenge #shakira #bep

[Ryan Patrick Welsh @fabulousity]

@LoisBromfield Just want you to know that I have been obsessed with your original video since I was 14 years old and watch it every year.

[Ryan Patrick Welsh @fabulousity]

https://t.co/voPqFzruSY

Happy Halloween! A lil something spoopy I made for the season!

#halloween #Sororitygirlsfromhell #comedy

[Ryan Patrick Welsh @fabulousity]

#BreonnaTaylor WAS MURDERED. Fire, Arrest, Convict, & Imprison the cops who wrongfully murdered her.

[sfneofuturists @sfneofuturists]

@fabulousity’s “Dear STUD” (one of our TEN brand new digital works, the other nine of which are waiting for you to explore at https://t.co/ZAOLJ5tAO7)

[Ryan Patrick Welsh @fabulousity]

so tomorrow, earth is gonna be all ‘April Fools!, right?

#covid19 #coronavirus #aprilfools

[Ryan Patrick Welsh @fabulousity]

I always think my #curly pony is p cute

[Ryan Patrick Welsh @fabulousity]

Lonely & Horny? Watch this PSA I produced & edited before you make a HUGE mistake.

@fakedansavage I think this applies to what you've been telling listeners :)

#coronavirus #coronaviruslockdown #shelterinplace #psa #gays #hookup #staythefuckhome

[Darienne Lake @dariennelake]

Trying to be considerate, what’s the nicest scent of Lysol to spray in someone’s face?

[Ryan Patrick Welsh @fabulousity]

remember when you (or your friend for you) beat Ganondorf at the end of Ocarina of Time and then you run out of the crumbling castle elated for the future and the quote says "it's over, it's finally over....". Well.....
#thisis2020 #coronapocolypse

[Ryan Patrick Welsh @fabulousity]

@stephkorey you’re right, it doesn’t reflect who you want to be. it reflects who you are. and who you are is a bad boss.

[Ryan Patrick Welsh @fabulousity]

@VHSchneider I will never forget sharing that first Neo workshop pre audition. I was sad you didn't audition my year, but overjoyed you ended up a family member. Congrats on a fabulous few years, and cheers to the next adventure. Also, #fishletsforever

[Ryan Patrick Welsh @fabulousity]

I literally don't understand how I have 500 followers on here. bahahahaha

[Ryan Patrick Welsh @fabulousity]

@marconiplein @PodcastRivalry aw! thank you!

[Ryan Patrick Welsh @fabulousity]

@monetxchange teehee

[Ryan Patrick Welsh @fabulousity]

men are trash, but I guess that just means I enjoy the taste of hot garbage

[Ryan Patrick Welsh @fabulousity]

I unlocked $25 Rush tickets to #HeadOverHeels at @sf_curran on @TodayTix! Tap to get them too: https://t.co/bbB8YyvSmp