Momota Kaito

Who am I? — Who am I 𝓷𝓸𝓽?

[Momota Kaito @facadeflux]

there is no man behind the mask.

> ultimate imposter
> drrp
> unlikely to ship due to shifting identities
> uses canon pronouns of whichever character they’re impersonating
#universalworst

—; i 𝓪𝓶 the mask.

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@SeekingLies Yeah, man.... Poor Gokuhara....

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‘Sup guys?

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@KaydayBakamatsu Huh? Oh, yeah, next to campus? I don’t think those guys are allowed near us most of the time.

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What’s up, my guys?

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@KaydayBakamatsu Eh? What’s bugging you?

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.......

Nice hand mirror.

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@ULT_MXRKSMXN Damaging how? Besides, ever heard of yahoo answers?

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Oh, and some people aren’t men or women, and some people don’t have like.... the same kind of junk you get shown in the diagrams. That’s “intersex,” but the long and short of the whole thing is, touching the crotch feels good; use a condom if a dick is involved.

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@ULT_MXRKSMXN You don’t need to get that specific! Just say touching privates feels nice, and use a condom! You don’t need to teach him how to get people off! He can just do what everybody else does and just google it before things get too raunchy.

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I’m anti-butt. Those things weird me out.

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@ULT_MXRKSMXN I dunno man, they didn’t get nearly that detailed at my middle school!

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Things went from “spare coochie, ma’am?” to anal play WAY too fast.

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DUDE!

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@ULT_MXRKSMXN And a prostate expert?

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.....Dude.

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@KaydayBakamatsu Hm. Alright! Keep it together, ‘Matsu. You don’t look so great.

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@ULT_MXRKSMXN Marksman? Like, shooting guns and stuff?

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@KaydayBakamatsu Haha, maybe! Maybe....

But what’s that gotta do with my hair?

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@CRVZYDIVMXND Ya think? Maybe you’re right!

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@ULT_MXRKSMXN Not much. Who’re you?

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@KaydayBakamatsu Yeah? Hmm. Must’ve been that pot roast last night.