Em | ABOLISH ICE

Hyper-promiscuous, childless woman, aging and alone with a cat | 28 | she/her | Eras tour 8/3, 8/5 | etamore 🤎🥂 header by @niknakswift 🤍

[Em | ABOLISH ICE @facadesoat]

@swifferwins Aww they took turns 🥹

[Em | ABOLISH ICE @facadesoat]

HARD BOILED EGGS. THEY WERE GIVING SAMPLES OF PLAIN HARD BOILED EGGS YESTERDAY

[Em | ABOLISH ICE @facadesoat]

Okay what is the deal w the samples at Costco. Who doesn’t know what goldfish crackers taste like? WHO doesn’t know what POPCORN tastes like??

[BigDaddySpazzy @BigDaddySpazzy]

It has been brought to my attention that Oddish doesn’t get the love it deserves, so let’s give’em some love! 🫶 This is a list of fun facts I’ve compiled about Oddish! 🍃
Link to where I found all the info in the comments! 🤗

- Oddish’s five large, green leaves that sprout from its head are prehensile and can be used to scale vertical surfaces and catch light objects.

- Oddish has a scientific name: Oddium wanderus. The only other Pokémon with a known scientific name is Kabutops.

- Oddish was featured as a Poké Beanbag in the 1999 Burger King promo Pokémon toys.

- As a nocturnal Pokémon, Oddish buries its body in the ground during the day, and starts to move at night when its leaves begin absorbing moonlight, which it uses to grow.

- It is thought that Oddish’s feet become like tree roots while planted.

- Oddish will wander up to 1,000 feet during the night to scatter its seeds and find a nutrient-rich patch of soil in which to plant itself.

[Em | ABOLISH ICE @facadesoat]

Okay what is the deal w the samples at Costco. Who doesn’t know what goldfish crackers taste like? WHO doesn’t know what POPCORN tastes like??

[Em | ABOLISH ICE @facadesoat]

@Mrsbabbit Hey Tasia I have a question for you

[Em | ABOLISH ICE @facadesoat]

@petalpixel13 The soundtrack omg

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

she’s actually been manifesting her husband for the past 20 years without even knowing it

[Em | ABOLISH ICE @facadesoat]

Anyway… does anyone have a spare $70 plus shipping they were looking to get rid of?

[Em | ABOLISH ICE @facadesoat]

@SpeakNellie13 Pls omg they were giving out period pads last time I was there 💀💀 how do they want me to sample that in a way that makes me want to immediately buy a bunch of them??

[WBW. @washbears_wares]

strawberry lemonade shark 🦈🍓🍋

[WBW. @washbears_wares]

cherry limeade shark 🦈🍒🍋‍🟩

[Em | ABOLISH ICE @facadesoat]

@polaroidofus_tv Laguna beach: coyote grill for brunch or dinner. Thousand steps beach is less crowded than main during the summer. Top of the world for a sunset hike. Whale watching out of Dana point harbor. Sawdust festival has unique local artists

[carla ☁️ @hand1stfearless]

THIS IS THE ENERGY!!! PUT ALL YOUR WILL IN HOLDING ACCOUNTABLE OUR LEADERS AND POLITICIANS

[Em | ABOLISH ICE @facadesoat]

@TheArch3rTaylor Your kid and I are kindred spirits. My mom still knows all the words to the frosty the snowman Christmas special bc I watched it so many times. Last summer I watched the bobs burgers movie at least once a day for like 6 weeks

[winn ⚾︎ @CANCELLEDwinns]

😭😭😭😭

[Em | ABOLISH ICE @facadesoat]

Also it’s a different car right?

[Em | ABOLISH ICE @facadesoat]

these news outlets honestly truly believing that k***** was there is taking me out

[Em | ABOLISH ICE @facadesoat]

@SpeakNellie13 “Swiftie” lmao no

[Tally/Talyn✰ @keykid_tally2]

DID THIS MEAN NOTHING TO HER?????????

[caitlyn⸆⸉ 🫶🏻🤍 @swiftcanadian13]

Thank you Kaylin for making me UGLY cry this morning 💍😭