Facebook Reality

What you really want to say on FB, but you don't! Now you can.

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red eye
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my dog is humping his bed. oh yeah. he is fixed.

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your baby is not cute. i am sorry.

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come on followers... write what you have always wanted to on FB, but ya didn't! The more politically incorrect, the better.

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my dog just crapped out half his body weight

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"is" what is that? you are that desperate for attention you need to update your status to "is"?

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good job running the marathon. you could still drop a few lbs.

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Facebook makes people think we give a damn if their kids win a soccer game, eat sushi for the first time or get good grades. gfy!

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#wordsaftersex i faked it

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You look like your dog.

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#drunkwords will stop tomorrow

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"Yes, that bathing suit makes you look fat"
"Just clogged the toilet at Nobu in Malibu"
"Are you out of the closet yet?"

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thinking about how funny it would be if people were not so fake on Facebook.

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What you really want to say on FB, but you don't! Now you can.