F@celess_001

He who plots agenda is the most entertaining of all

[F@celess_001 @faceless_no2]

@wolfwarrior2005 @thebirdmajor @frostchris_25 Back then, and even now
Your own people sold themselves out
It's been evident throughout history
The only reason they aren't here carting us all off on boats to be slaves is because there'll be retaliation from their rivals where the rivals would support us to ensure we continue

[Ben @Spar_tacuss]

She think say as i be simp for lagos life i be simp for real life 😂💔

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

"Naija no dey carry last" a very antithetical statement because many metric shows Naija actually carrying last where it matters.

[Felix @felixherbt]

They hired over 6,000 internet influencers not to promote Tinubu's achievements but to create tribal and religious disunity among Nigerians.

Please, identify those idiots and block them. The more you block them, the less visibility they get.

Thanks!

[still.mf @stilll_mf]

idk why you guys are so bothered about getting cheated on cus I could really care less about what I have no control over.
do what you want it’s your body, I don’t own you
but best believe I’ll be moving accordingly cus that’s what I do have control over

[F@celess_001 @faceless_no2]

@cjwilly56 Agreed

[F@celess_001 @faceless_no2]

Respect fam!

[Smoke&Mirrors @cjwilly56]

Wow!
Very impressive responses to his question.

The girls are spot on.

Women have become just the opposite of being classy, feminine, nurturing or a loving homemaker.

It’s truly sad to see the soft nurturing side of women disappear from society.

Nowadays they want to square off with a man like they’re a Dude.

Always try to view a situation from both sides.

Be honest.

Stop being and expecting to be treated like a ‘Queen’!

Demanding that you receive royal treatment just because you exist.

You are an empty shell of a woman, you have nothing to give back but demands.

Always be fair.
Respectful.
Kind.
Non combative.

Learn and live to be your partners best friend which means cooking, keeping his ‘safe place clean’ and making your environment feel like home. Not a place to constantly fight and sleep. A woman does these things willingly and with love because you love him and want him to feel and see how much he is appreciated and loved. Honor him as he honors you.
Be your partners best friend a safe and soft place for him to be.
Treating your friends with more respect and kindness than your partner is not the way to a healthy relationship.

Do unto others as you wish them to do unto you.

[Big James 👑 @Jah11James]

Bruh! They’re killing people for fun in Bokkos, Mangu, Barkin Ladi and Riyom LGA’s. The hospital is filled up, it’s not even making the news anymore, it’s gradually becoming a norm… It’s just shocking how we got here, Kai!

[Black @LilithBlack25]

It’s about time Africa stands by herself. What is happening in Sudan and Congo deserves the same urgency, coverage, and public attention given to crises elsewhere.

[EbuKa🎮📝 @EbukaGideon_]

One hilarious thing I’ve seen repeatedly in the comments on this viral #Lagoslife game is Nigerians being genuinely shocked that the amount of money sitting in their in game wallets is so much that they’re struggling to exhaust it. 😂 Some have even gotten to the point where they’re like, “Wait, so our politicians are really this rich?” and then concluding that these guys must be greedy and vile.

Lol! It’s a funny lesson many are seeing now, and another important way gaming aids learning.

We played GTA Vice City, and with a cheat code, you had unlimited money. You’d discover that most people couldn’t run through a million dollars even if they wanted to. The inventory was stacked afterwards.

So, you didn’t know one billion naira was big money before? 😂

And we let people pocket more without consequences. We must fix Nigeria in 2027!

[F@celess_001 @faceless_no2]

@TammyADavid @Ju_die_ee @Omolomo_o Anarchy

[F@celess_001 @faceless_no2]

@VanKuvay @guywehsabi @offdeerecord @Omolomo_o Give away go just tire you

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

N10 billion in lagos life made me realize the maths that:

N10 billion is N1 million… 10,000 times.

apparently, if you spend N1 million daily, it would take more than 27 years before you finish spending N10 billion.

That is what ₦10 billion means.

OUR POLITICIANS HATE US !!!

[BSAT Properties @BSAT_Properties]

Everyday, we complain about the economy and blame President Tinubu for everything we're going through

Yet, some of us waste golden opportunities to make it

You cheat your customers/clients

You shortchange professional service providers

Your staff go to bed hungry because you're holding their salaries for whatever reason

You package substandard goods for your customers in diaspora

Client pay for premium service and you use substandard materials

Unfortunately, karma is too slow, that's even if it exists

[Maliq @MasterMaliq]

If Hamas is truly fighting in the name of Islam, then answer one simple question:

When did Islam give them permission to kill people Islam itself forbids them from killing?

Islam says do not kill the old.

Hamas killed the old.

Islam says do not kill women.

Hamas killed women.

Islam says do not kill children.

Hamas killed children.

Islam says do not kill those who are not fighting you.

Hamas killed innocent, unarmed people.

So how exactly is Hamas fighting for Islam?

As a Muslim, I cannot support a group whose actions contradict the principles of the faith I follow.

Supporting Hamas is not a requirement of being Muslim.

And condemning Hamas is not a betrayal of Islam.

[F@celess_001 @faceless_no2]

@echo_vick Fairs

[F@celess_001 @faceless_no2]

Funny how they could use those same hands to Google how it works
Humans, everyone!

[Victor @echo_vick]

In 2026, there are still people who believe that website owners earn from your data usage🤣

I just overheard a conversation now, one was asking how LagosLife earned $45k in 4 days, and the second guy was boldly explaining that he should calculate all the data 2million people are spending on the site, that’s where she’s making money😭

[Maliq @MasterMaliq]

As a Muslim, I have to be honest.

Look at the countries that claim to govern by Islam and Sharia.

How many of them would you honestly choose as a model for the world?

You find abuse, oppression, corruption, discrimination and injustice.

Almost every kind of abuse you can think of exists in some of these countries.

And then we wonder why people struggle to see the beauty in Islam.

If Islam is supposed to produce justice, why are we so bad at showing the world what that justice looks like?

That should concern every Muslim.

[F@celess_001 @faceless_no2]

@Christupler03 @twtsbyfinewine @YinkaThatGuy Wise words😂👍🏾

[F@celess_001 @faceless_no2]

@TheUgbowoOG @FinPlanKaluAja1 Riiiiight....😑

[Maliq @MasterMaliq]

One of the biggest jokes I hear from some Muslims is supporting child marriage while condemning Epstein.

Isn’t both child abuse?

[F@celess_001 @faceless_no2]

@OLABITOO @Chi_lady_89 Yes
I believe so

[F@celess_001 @faceless_no2]

@TheUgbowoOG @FinPlanKaluAja1 Is he responsible for your problems now?